Im Enjoying The Longevity Of Tumblrs Recontextualization Style Of Humor. A Seemingly Innocuous Post Followed

my huntlow week entries from December!

now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Lemon Demon

Tally Hall

Death Grips

Jack Stauber

Mr Bungle

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Devo

Oingo Boingo

Aquabats

Weird Al

My Chemical Romance

100gecs

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Mitski

Girl In Red

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

Truly a Margarita Moment

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)