Ocean: Mischa and I? We’re friends with benefits
Mischa; Benefits including, someone to talk to, video game partners, sometimes she’ll do back up vocals in my music, and I can reach all the tall shelves for her.
Noel: *Tells Ocean what ‘friends with benefits’ really means*
Ocean, horrified: Oh my god, WE ARE NOT THAT!!!
(Mischa and Ocean are besties, pass it on)
Nancy: What should we do this weekend?
Robin: Eat tacos.
Nancy: No! Something romantic!
Robin: …Eat tacos in the rain?
I got bored in class and made Picrews of the choir members (+ what I imagine Penny to look like)
Dustin: I made a marshmallow Steve! Look his arms are crossed because he’s mad at Robin for messing with his hair! Do you like it?
Steve, holding back tears: I-it’s fine.
Dustin: Ok, thanks dads.
Everyone: …
Dustin: Why’s everyone staring at me?
Robin: You just called Steve and Eddie your dads. You said, “Thanks dads”.
Dustin: What no I didn’t, I said thanks guys.
Steve: Do you see us as father figures Henderson?
Dustin: No! If anything I see you both as bother figures cause you’re always bothering me!
Nancy: Hey! Show your dads some respect!
Dustin: I didn’t call them my dads!
Eddie: No, no, no, Dustin, we take it as a compliment.
Mike: It’s not a big deal, one time I called El “Will”.
Dustin: Guys! Jump on that! Mike’s madly in love with will but still dating El!
Max: Old news! But you calling Steve and Eddie your daddy’s-
Dustin: Hey! Daddy is not on the table here!
Lucas: But you did call them your dads dude.
Dustin: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here!
Lucas: Ok I’ll admit, I stole your DnD book, but the dad thing? That happened.
Dustin: AHAH! Lucas admitted to stealing my DnD book! It was a trap! All a part of my crazy, devious plan.
Steve: We believe you.
Dustin: Thank you.
Eddie: Son, would you like to talk about it later over a, game of catch?
Dustin: …I’d like that.
Omg a meme about one of my favourite girls using a meme format of one of my favourite not-girls!!!
Me logging onto tumblr every day
Steve: Hey are you free on Saturday, 7pm?
Robin: Yeah.
Steve: Cool, how about you?
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: Sweet. I’m not, but you two have fun!
Robin: Did he just-
Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.
Steve: FOUR MONTHS!!!
Nancy: What’s he on about?
Robin: Oh nothing.
Steve: You sat back and watched while I watered a fake plant, for FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!!