Steve: Robin’s Gone On A Trip For Band Which Means I’m Gonna Donate Half My Wardrobe, Try To Cook

Noel and Mischa: *being cute*

Constance: Aww, they’re so cute!

Penny: I would put them on a boat.

Ocean: …You mean, you ship them???

*cue Ricky just absolutely wheezing in the background*

Me, an asexual: I lied, I actually don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Now, I’m going to explain the entire plot of Stranger Things to you.

I made my first edit! It’s not the best cus it was my first time using that app and some of the cropping is weird but I wanted to make an edit of Sidney Prescott being a badass (cus I’m obsessed with the Scream movies atm) and I thought the sound fit for her and Jill so, here we I I’m pretty proud of it.

You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!

If I had a penny for every time there was a bisexual character named Max who’s last name ended in ‘field’ i’d have two pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

Robin: *avoiding eye contact*

Steve: *sighs* What is it Rob?

Robin: I-I made you a friendship bracelet…

Steve: Oh, I don’t know if I’m really a jewellery person Robs.

Robin: You don’t have to wear it-

Steve: *snatches it out of Robin’s hand and aggressively puts it on* What? No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off!!!

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

You ever start doing a drawing and it’s going so well and then you get up to the face and you’re just like:

*over exaggerated sigh* Ima fuck this up aint I?

Steve: Eat dinner!

Eddie: I did!

Steve: CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESNT COUNT!!!!

Nancy: What should we do this weekend?

Robin: Eat tacos.

Nancy: No! Something romantic!

Robin: …Eat tacos in the rain?