Steve (teaching Robin How To Drive): Ok, So You’re Driving Down The Road, And All Of A Sudden Mike

Robin: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy

Robin: So, she’s my girlfriend?

Steve: You asked her if she was single and when she said no you started crying.

Hopper: I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to fine you kids for having three people on a motorcycle.

Nancy: Three?

Eddie: FÜCK!

Robin: STEVE FELL OFF!!!

Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.

I wanna do this now

Now that Hatchetfield is trending again, I have to confess that when I invite a friend over to watch tgwdlm I pause the video when Paul and Emma are hugging (just before Inevitable) and ask them what they thought about it.

We talk for a while about their opinion of the musical and all that jazz and then I say "great" and press play again.

I love to see how their faces drop

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

I’m going to be changing my username from ‘yourfriendlyneighbourhoodvampire’ to ‘thegoblinking06’ so just so you don’t think ur following a random person, it is in fact me.

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

Mischa: I don’t mean to be homophobic or anything, but the LGBTQ+ community…kinda gay.

Ocean: Mischa you are literally dating a man! (Noel)

Mischa: I’m just sayin!

You are 0, 4, 6! Pop-eye!

Nancy to the party: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Also Nancy: Not you Robin, you’re lovely and we’re glad you’re here.