Honestly I’m Pretty Proud Of This One

Robin: Hey Nance, I really like you. Do you like me too?

Nancy: *literally holding her hand* Rob we’ve been dating for almost a year now.

Robin: I know, but do you like me-

Constance: Hey let me see what you have

Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!

Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!

Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???

You ever start doing a drawing and it’s going so well and then you get up to the face and you’re just like:

*over exaggerated sigh* Ima fuck this up aint I?

“Don’t be heroes. There’s no shame, in running.”

Hi, I actually had a tumblr account before this one by the same name yourfriendlyneibourhoodvampire but I am nutorious for not writing down my fücking passwords so here we are. Anyways I’ll probably re post some of my art from my old account cus I actually like some of the shit I drew for once so if any of my old followers see it (I has a whopping 43 I was very proud) I’m not a theif just can’t get back into my account :)

Nancy: I like your pants.

Robin: Thanks! They were 50% off.

Nancy: I’d like them 100% off ;)

Robin: The store can’t just sell free stuff,

Nancy: That’s not what I-

Robin: That’s a terrible way to run a business Nance.

I feel like if Grace Chasity got over her prudishness she’d totally vibe with Ethel Cain

Thought it fitting my first ever YouTube video was on the topic of my current hyperfixation

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…