Wake The Fuck Up Samurai

L+ratio+don’t care+being silly+frolicking+having fun outside

I hope you like nothing

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

tgirl whose penis has been so thoroughly atrophied by estrogen that the idea of her penetrating you is actually laughable.

trans girls r always going on about how their dicks too big or too small or how they can't get an erection anymore like I'm going huff your pubes and suck you off whether or not you can get hard is not part of the equation

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

No more trans doom scrolling! Today we are embracing trans hedonism!

T4t love, polyamory, queer platonic relationships, and friendships are so beautiful! Embrace pleasure, embrace rest, embrace yourself and all those you love! Eat that cake, kiss that person, take that nap, enjoy your life! Today I call for an era of radical trans joy!

got bit by the vriska bug. its terminal.