So Do Any Of My Loyal Subjects Want To Blow A Thick Load Of Cum Down My Princess Throat Or Do I Need

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

forced eye contact when they’re stumbling over their words >>>>

#me fr

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

It’s silly, but being called princess really does have an effect

Tammy!!! Tammy the maned wolf

(SHE/HER)🐺🏳️‍⚧️🎸

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

doing orgasm denial to a girl who's into bimbofication hypnosis by teaching her vector arithmetic and really making sure she understands it