Hey Girlies Im New To This Whole E-Sex Thing So Which Part Of The Computer Do I Put My Dick In?????

me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*

my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you

the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting

me: *whispers something to my knight again*

my knight: no

Stop struggling and take Mommy’s fucking dollar bill, dirty little vending machine.

#vending machine #vending machine nsft #autovendophilia

If you don't give me attention I'll explode you with my mind powers that all trans women have

Cibus wants SUCC

#me fr

remember that guy who would always walk the mile during high school gym class? well she’s a big beautiful woman now. the world can be so kind sometimes.

i dont care if that tgirl is seven feet tall. you have to make her feel like a pretty little princess. and fuck her like one too.

palm its cock through its boxers while it whines into your neck thursday anyone

fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds

my holes will always be a safe space for girlperverts. it’s my way to give back to the community.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*