Adulthood Is Just A Constant Struggle Of, “man, I Want Cookies For Breakfast, But I Also Recognize

I decided to test out the blaze function, and ??? Wth??? Is this what people need to do to make sure their post is seen to a niche audience?

Back in 2012-2014, I could make a post tagged for a rare character, and most visiting the tag would be able to see it.

I dont like how things have changed. 😔

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Bad cold-business-woman mom, Janet Drake

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Good history-nerd-and-archeologist-mom, Janet Drake

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Good archeologist-and history-nerd-ready-for-any-adventure-because-her-grandad-is-indiana-jones mom, Janet Drake

As someone who had a coffee addiction not long ago, not to mention sleep deprivation and workaholic issues, I HC strongly that Tim Drake also suffers from regular migraines before he crashes and needs to get help.

I had to put myself on a two week leave because of my migraine due to overconsumption on coffee and energy drinks, giving me regular body shakes and heavy drops in blood pressure. Because, after a while, you actually become somewhat immune to the energized effect of coffee. I decided to oneshot daily energy drinks to work through my work, which also affected my sleep and fatigue.

Now, imagine Tim Drake dealing with this BS + missing his spleen.

Dude would NOT last months with this before crashing. 😬

Tldr: coffee and energy drinks addiction fudges with your body. Don't do it.

EDIT: Even if I'm trying to better my habits by cutting down on coffee now, I still deal with daily small headaches, bodyaches, and migraines. Seriously, don't get addicted to coffee, and value your sleep.

Was anyone going to tell me that one of Horikoshi’s assistants (Yoco Akiyama) wrote a manga oneshot about two childhood friends who meet up again after a long time and fall in love, and Horikoshi liked it so much that he drew art of the main character and Izuku and he made a joke about how he wanted the main character to be the main character of MHA too. Or was I just supposed to find that out through a recap podcast of the team up missions.

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Where Katsuki can't wait to get out of this stupid party. Thankfully, Deku comes to his rescue... with a sandwich.

If Katsuki is not a pro hero, he can just tell all of them to respectfully fuck off and leave him alone. But he cannot burn his bridges to the influential and rich folks who kinda help Katsuki and other pro-heroes in politics and social images

"Ahh! Kacchan! I've been looking for you! Let's go, it's mission time!" Deku, presumably sent by the deities who Katsuki hasn't pissed off yet, comes outta nowhere with his paradoxically annoying and comforting voice, "Excuse us, pretty ladies. The Wonder Duo is being summoned!"

Deku takes his hand, firm and unwavering, and drags him away from the lady hounds. He leaves them instead with an alarmingly enchanting smile that Deku has always been known for.

If Deku was a pokemon, this would be one of his abilities. (Deku used ‘Cute boy-next-door-charm’ IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!)

The party hall is pretty big, so there are corners that are empty. Deku takes him to one of those corners.

There's no one there that can hear him, but Deku excitedly lowers his voice and leans to whisper next to Katsuki's ear. It reminds him of a five year old Deku, with bruises on his knees but at the same time, breathless and delighted to tell Katsuki about the bird's nest he just discovered.

“Kacchan, I was wandering around,” Deku flails his arms excitedly, “...then I found the kitchen and guess what!” There’s so much giddiness and happiness in his voice that Katsuki can’t help but grin back.

Deku takes out two ziplock bags from inside his suit, “I MADE US KATSUDON SANDWICHES!!”

“Oh my god!” Katsuki’s stomach makes a sound (similar to what the velociraptors make) at the sight of the sandwiches. “You have no idea how hungry I am, Deku! I can eat a whole fucking horse!”

Deku hands him one of the sandwiches and proceeds to hurriedly unwrap his own. Apparently, he’s not the only one hungry in this stupid party.

Katsuki takes a bite of his immediately and his tastebuds are greeted by that familiar creamy and tangy spice, “Whoa! Samurai sauce?! Where did you find it?!” his eyes widen to big saucers. Samurai sauce is like spicy mayo, but tangier. Katsuki puts it on almost all of his sandwiches when they visited the Netherlands for a mission. But it's not sold in Japan, last he checked.

“Of course! I was lucky I found it in kitchen here! Maybe the chefs keep it for international dishes. I was just looking for any spicy sauce. Then I saw this, and I was like, Jackpot!! Samurai sauce!!” Deku takes another bite and hurriedly chews, “I knew you’d like that!”

Spicy katsudon with samurai-sauce sandwich, thoughtfully made by Deku--Katsuki can’t ask for anything more wholesome and sweeter than this.

“Thanks for rescuing me again from that.” He nods his head to the direction of the female celebrities. “Did you sense it or something?”

“Heh, I don’t need a quirk to sense that you’re in danger.” He sticks his tongue out at Katsuki.

“You mean THEY were in danger FROM me. I could have blown their heads off and this whole party.” Katsuki finishes the last bite of his sandwich.

“..which you won’t do because we have to keep everyone happy and we want our agencies handsomely sponsored.” Deku finishes his sandwich too, “Don’t worry Kacchan. I’ll save you all the time.”

Katsuki knows deep in his bones that Deku will keep that promise forever.

“Like hell you will. This is the only time you save me. From now on, I’ll do the saving for both of us.” He takes Deku’s hand and silently thanks every possible god listening right now for this genuinely good thing in his life. “Come on, sandwich wizard. Let’s get some drinks.”

Well-fed, in good company and happy, Katsuki promises himself that he’ll marry this man someday.

A few years later, surrounded by their closest friends and family, he fulfilled his promise to himself and to Bakugou Izuku.

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Did you know that this was inspired by the song I Don't Care? I just think about Kacchan wanting to escape a stupid party, but he'll gladly stay as long Deku is there.

Original thread in Twitter here.

bkdk (implied a/b/o)

inko and mitsuki getting emotional because their babies may have a baby of their own.

but to the two moms, these two will always be their precious baby boys.

I feel like this pressure on the hailey bieber drama is pushed to distract people from a dictatorship growing in the US 🫠 like, the seven parts series was first posted like 7 months ago. But it only gets traction now?

I think someone upped the ante around it to distract the easily distracted dramaloving people.

🌿Hello! Decided to post again on Tumblr after almost a year, starting with my most popular art ★

through the ages 🍀

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