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It's traditional for when two magic users get married, they swap the gems at the end of their staffs, and it's been six months yet none of the party has noticed the wizard's gem went from green to purple—the same color as the king's royal head sorceress.

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

@aenor-llelo‘s Orphan’s Path has such vivid characters and descriptions I had to draw out my interpretations of some of my favorites!

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get this an oscar

And then they fell in love and lived happily ever after and nothing bad happened to them ever

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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thank you to hoffen for reminding me how good aviator scar is

the suffering never ends