I Love When They Draw A Carrot On Top Of The Carrot Cake Just To Remind You This Aint No Ordinary Fuckin

You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

i kept hearing this in my head so i had to make it

call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

SEASONS GREASONS

Lol

American prisons still love a good torture degree.