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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Hello I have gathered you here today for an important presentation. This is the most important and also funniest rabbithole since the queen dying.

By now you have all seen the evidence collected by several Twitter users in this tik tok of the fact that the new conservative TERF prime minister of the UK, Liz Truss, is collared as hell.

(content warning, there are news photos of violence against women later on)

After seeing this video, and some tweets by the hilarious @AliceAvizandum I have engaged in some further research surrounding the nature and circumstances of Truss's jewelry. I began on her Instagram, where I was able to ascertain a few facts about her necklaces. Firstly, her most commonly worn piece, as mentioned in the video, is this necklace:

She wears this in ~70% of the pictures she is in, and it is extremely obviously a submissive day collar. Compare these examples from fetish gear stores:

Personally, I believe it to be this one, from "tobehis.com" as it matches the fittings, chain weight, and size. Also, Liz Truss is a rich conservative and so would definitely buy a $300 version of a $30 item.

Another notable jewelry fact I learned is that, while she wears some non-collar necklaces, she wears them for a suspiciously long time. Most public facing individuals change their accessories out quite often, but Liz wore this necklace, for example, in EVERY PICTURE WHERE HER NECK WAS VISIBLE (probably around 50-70 pictures pictures) for a period of at least 6 months:

Compare the dates on these posts.

She also wore this necklace for Valentine's day, further supporting my suspicion that this necklace was in use as a more subtle day collar at this time:

It is possible this collar was in use much longer than that, as the January picture is the first one on her account where a necklace would be visible.

Initially, this other necklace threw me for a bit of a loop, as it does not match what would typically be expected from a day collar:

I initially thought it might be some kind of antler? But upon acquiring some higher quality paparazzi shots from a stock image site, the actual necklace became apparent. Computer, enhance!

It is not an antler. And I have seen it before. I am including a screenshot from the discord presentation I gave of this info.

Feel free to take a moment to process this. Okay good? Good.

These pieces by artist Leah Piepgras inspired a series of copies, most of which are one-off handmade items available only on Etsy and similar sites. Thus, I was unable to locate the specific item she is wearing, however, it is so obviously, blatantly a cumshot that she wears it with another necklace to disrupt its silhouette. I believe the other necklace is this one, based on these images. At $10 it is clearly one of the cheapest pieces available, furthering my suspicions that it was added as camouflage.

While researching the necklace, I found this article, which was published TODAY (sept 8 2022).

The Telegraph

Circle of Truss: the story behind Liz’s favourite necklace

For a politician famous for changing her mind, there’s the one thing our new Prime Minister will seemingly never change

The article is essentially pleasant supposition, and given that it was published by the telegraph, which has supported the UK conservative party since 1945, I believe it to be posted intentionally as an SEO smoke screen to bury the online discussions about the obvious collaring of the political leader of the UK during the queen's death 🦀. However, it did contain confirmation of some critical pieces of information that we all knew already:

Now, finally to the critical subject. The few photos available show her notably not wearing any necklace, something HIGHLY unusual for her:

Her husband is extremely private, with essentially no public information or assertion. Frankly, he seems a little bit boring, which is why she notably cheated on him for months back in 2005 with her conservative party "mentor" Mark Field. Mark Field is a man who is now notorious for his, shall we say "hands on" approach to women.

CONTENT WARNING: PHOTOS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN

the Guardian

Mark Field suspended as minister after grabbing climate protester by neck

Police investigate reports of assault as video shows Field forcefully removing woman

This woman was a protestor that he ejected from a formal event. However, his fascinating choice was the grab her in a one handed kink chokehold around the neck, which earned him a lot of bad press, a suspension, and a police investigation at the time.

I mean just look at this. He did this within moments of her arriving in the room with absolutely no hesitation.

(obviously this is very fucked up, but it is precisely the kind of aggro hetero kink dominance that is well associated with the conservative imagination)

In another instance less than 2 months later, he grabbed and kissed a colleague's wife hard on the mouth at a public event:

Grazia

As Boris Johnson Drops The Investigation Into Mark Field, Here’s A Really Uncomfortable Picture Of Him Kissing Jeremy Hunt’s Wife

An image of Mark Field kissing Lucia Hunt, Jeremy Hunt's wife, from Getty Images seems to show a pattern of inappropriate behaviour towards

After their lengthy affair, Mark Field's wife left him, but Liz Truss stayed with her husband to this day. This quote from this article is quite revealing.

This is my final piece of evidence, and it slots in nicely to form a powerfully compelling narrative:

Liz married shortly after joining the conservative party, flipping ideologically from lib-dem. It is likely that her husband shared her earlier politics more than her current ones, and this likely extended at the time to her perception of him as "unmanly" in the manner of typical conservative TERF gender essentialist brainrot, especially when compared to the hyper conservative and sexually aggressive Mark Field.

During her affair is likely when she became aware of her appreciation for D/S dynamics due to the unavoidable intensity of their relationship relative to that of her marriage, due both to Mark's tendency towards physicality, and his extreme position of authority over her.

Upon the revelation of the affair, she almost certainly justified it as a result of her unmet sexual needs in regards to power dynamics within her marriage. Her husband, now aware of her kink, proceeded to collar her, repairing both their commitment, and her perception of him. This explains the statements about their marriage becoming "a lot stronger" during this event, and it being a "powerful learning experience" for them.

In conclusion, while I am strongly against kink shaming, Piece of Shit in Chief, is not. Not only is she a rich, powerful, conservative bigot TERF, but she is the leader of the party that literally illegalized consent to rough sex in 2020! That includes facesitting!!!!

I really hope we all end up mocking her for it, (its pretty easy, watch this "Liz Trussed") and can only pray (desperately) that she doesn't get off on being Owned this publicly.

This concludes my presentation. Thank you for joining me for this incredible time in UK politics.

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