Dressing Like Philza Minecraft Pt 1.

you STUPID egg.

Welcome to the world It's going 'round, it's going 'round And you can never leave this world until you're buried in the ground 🎠📺

Finkles World - Dream Puzzles

Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

Dont you fear the fall?

senile old crow…

close-ups :3

deja vu?

you know what I think Hyde was onto something, we should beat old politicians to death again

why is he like this

Nah, NAAAAHHHHHH, this crow- this fucking crow- Okay here's the start of the fuckin obsession he has with Missa-- DUDE I swear every time they reunite, EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY REUNITE after fucking how many months of being separated, they get more and more obsessed with each other. THERE IS NO FUCKING FILTER BRO! LIKE THERE LEGIT IS JUST NO FILTER.

One minute Phil is waiting for the event to start, the next he just goes;

Philza 'I am OBSESSED with my husband' Minecraft: "Yeah Missa's innit a well. If I see Missa should I roleplay that we like woke up from the island? *proceeds to wheeze the air our his lungs* Missa's gonna be like; 'oh for fucks sake, I thought were done with that roleplay man fuck' Pfft- I'm just gonna be there like; 'MISSA WHERE'S OUR KIDS!?'"

And then just laughs his ass out like he didnt just commit gayism on the spot- EXCUSE YOU SIR BUT MISSA IS JUST AS FUCKING READY TO GET DOWN. He is just as fucking ready to go fuck all with this crow man- lemme tell you why! During on Missa's stream, there are 3 ICONIC moments that has made headlines from the chat and discord.

1.] The second Missa recognized Phil, he BEELINED towards him, CRIED, SOBBED, SCREAMED HIS NAME, AND FUCKING KISSED PHIL WITHOUT ANY HESITATION.

2.] There's a clip of Missa introducing Mafer [Missa's girlfriend irl] to Phil and goes; "Philza, this is Mafer my girlfriend, but it doesn't change anything okay?" HE WAS READY TO OFFER HIS OTHER HAND. MISSA HAS TWO HANDS, ONE FOR MAFER AND ONE FOR PHIL-- I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW PHIL'S OBSESSION ISN'T ONE WAY, IT GOES BOTH WAYS!

3.] Another fucking clip that is ascending me, is that whilst in the waiting room, the giant white room, everyone was muted, no mics were working, and naturally when Phil spotted Missa he CLOCKS in and goes to be with him. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW MISSA DURING THAT TIME WHEN PHIL WAS LOOKING AWAY-- I swear they make me sick-- Whilst Phil was looking away, Missa ZOOMED IN on Phil's ass and goes; "*hisses* Shit dude, is that all mine?"

THIS DAMN WET CAT DOWN BAD! HE IS DOWN DOWN BAD DAWG! IM FUCKING TELLIN YOU THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER IT'S INSANE!

Timestamp : 00:25:30

I'm watching day 4 rn and my angst brain is going insane on how phil is still alive watching all his friends die dude