dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay
jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired
dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?
jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected
dick: oh my god
jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt
My Shelter Zine comic entry
ft Razor and Bennett (and Diluc and Lisa) (and Kaeya lol)
What about a bit of that princess and the bird au?
au where childe meets bennett and after less than a day decided to join bennys adventure team and takes bennett to all his business trips as a toy seller because childe sees bennett like teucer and wants to protect him from all the evils
aka i demand a childe big bro agenda where he just essentially adopts bennett as one of his siblings
bennett prob finds out or knew that child was fatui, maybe not a harbinger, but he let childe think he didnt know
razor doesnt trust childe but seeing he treats bennett and even him with only the best in mind and with a bunch of care, he slowly warms up to him and childe just adds another to his collection of honorary siblings
childe finds it amusing how much the two stick close and are comfortable that he teases them about it
diluc has been more on alert because of childe being in mondstadt more often, even used his networks to make sure that bennett and razor werent in any immediate danger and while bennett vouches for childe to diluc, diluc still keeps an eye out but has for the most part let him be
there have been many encounters between them tho and childe will sometimes want to egg on diluc just for a fight
luckily kaeya is there to quite literally cool things down
then when childe meets fischl, listen, she reminds him a lot of tonia in many ways and indulges in the rp happily. he sees it as being back home and playing his role as the knight to protect his princess, and while the princess this time isnt his lil sister tonia, he plays along wholeheartedly
i just really need some childe and bennett being bros and childe murdering having a conversation with people who were mean to benito <3
coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older
me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??
coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th
me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else
coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?
me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special
coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me
Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones
Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!
u cannot tell me this was NOT a deleted scene cause it sure as hell was i tell u that, source: trust me bro
Here's this stupid animatic video that's been sitting in my gallery for almost a year because I never finished it. I thought it would be better to just share it even if the second half is sketchy
uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:
maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/
maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/
center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui
hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html
please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.
obsessed with this
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