Reyislikesotired - ☆ REY ☆

I know there are a lot of fanfics about Jason being caught by the Justice League and usually getting bailed out by the batfam, but imagine if it was Brucie Wayne bailing him out:

In the JL interrogation room:

Superman: Alright, Red Hood, who is your supplier helping you move drugs in Star City?

Red Hood, who was undercover investigating a drug ring and got caught in a JL bust and sesnses an opportunity to mess with Batman: Look, I know you guys aren't cops, but can I get at least get one phone call?

Justice league looking skeptical?

Red Hood: You can even monitor it.

Green Arrow: Fine one phone call, but it will be monitored.

Hands Hood a phone

Red Hood: Hey Dad, I got stopped by the Justice League. Could you come bail me out? Really, okay, see you soon. Okay, my Dad said that he would bail me, so could we go over to the teleporters?

Green Arrow: Okay, firstly, we aren't cops, you can't just post bail and get out. Secondly, how would this "Dad" get up here?

Red Hood: You'll see.

Minutes later, Brucie Wayne walks in with a trail of Heroes, trying to explain why he cannot be at the Watchtower.

Superman: Mr. Wayne what are you doing here and how did you get here?

Bruce laying the Brucie persona on thick: Well as one of the Justice League's biggest doners and tech suppliers I have access to the teleporters, as for why I'm here it's to bail out my son. Hi Jaylad!

Red Hood fully expecting Batman: What?

Green Arrow remembering his friend's grief over loosing Jason: Ummmm, Mr. Wayne this is the Red Hood. You know "Bag full of severed heads" Red Hood.

Brucie: Yes, I know he's had some issues with his big feelings, but he's still my sweet little boy.

Superman: And you think that he's your late son Jason Todd?

Brucie: Yes, Batman even confirmed it was him. It turns out that after he died, he was brought back by an organization that planned on using him as a weapon against Batman. But he left them and has been working to improve Crime Alley, I'm so proud of him.

Green Arrow: We caught him in Star City with Drug runners.

Brucie: I'm sure he has a good explanation, don’t you Jaylad?

Red Hood still reeling from Bruce showing up as Brucie and not Batman: I was undercover?

Brucie: See perfectly reasonable, now can I please have my baby boy back? Alfred will be so upset if he's not home for dinner.

Surprisingly, this works , the Justice League is to stunned by this revelation and later confirm this with Batman that yes, the notorious Red Hood is the son of Billionaire, philanthropist airhead Brucie Wayne. Jason, meanwhile, has suffered a huge blow to his cred in the Hero community because of the association with Brucie instead of the Batfam. The bat siblings do not let this go anytime soon.

maturing is realizing that if you want your niche content, you'll have to do it yourself

The Wayne Family ft. Tired single dad Bruce™✨

set in an alternate universe where most of canon still apply except they‘re civilians and Bruce still adopted them all anyway<3 :D

I just have A Lot of Feelings™ about the Wayne family and single dad!Bruce okay TTvTT aaaaaa– This is 100% self-indulgent, I’m telling you.

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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

toh x omori

combining my 2 favorite fandoms because why not

i might be crazy but listen, what if venti is at least slightly aware of rukkhadevatas existence? like yea she was erased but venti, a wind sprite who had taken human form, literal embodiment of anemo (this connection has seemingly given him some sort of close relationships with that of time (from the bunch of lore surrounding him and a forgotten god of time), memories (his character quest), and music (not to mention his music as a bard is to detail epics and stories of adventurers and their accomplishments)) could v likely at least acknowledge that something is missing.

in conclusion, im sure venti is aware that smth happened because of his affinity to anemo/wind. he prob doesnt know her exact name but can tell that there has been some kind of altercation.

or hey au where venti ACTUALLY remembers and gets sad because once he sees no one remembers her, he is now forced to remember another lost forgotten friend.

Tim drake doodles <3

hitoshi shinsou: u dont get it! people dont look down at u because ur so powerful while im just- im just a villain! my quirk is a villain's one so to everyone i MUST be the villain!

nico di angelo, who has been ostracized and prejudiced against countless times simply because of who his godly parent is, putting down his happy meal as he lets the rant sink in: as leo said i should respond to these things, quit and join my emo band

Hello! I don't really know how to use Tumblr, so I apologize is this isn't the right place to ask this. If not, feel free to just not respond lol. I'm trying to write a DamiJon fanfic rn, and I *know* there's a panel out there of Jon saying something along the lines of "Damian is the best/bravest person I know. He was raised by assassins and realized what he was doing was wrong, and now he wants to be good." I'm pretty sure Jon isn't talking to Damian, he's saying all this to someone else. I could have sworn I had it saved to my Pinterest board but I've looked through and I can't find it! Please, if you know/have the panel or know the quote, I would *reallyyyyy* appreciate it! Thank you so much.

Hi there! Sorry it’s taken me a while to respond but I do believe I know which panel you’re talking about! If I’m not mistaken it’s from The Flash #797, and he was talking to Irey! What’s really cool is that the Jon who said this is an alternate version, so these Jon and Dami are still from their original Super Sons era.

Here’s the panel!