All of the colors, swirling and spiraling together, undulating and pulsing as they shift, transforming and flowing into each other: I’d hypnotize you
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
@sleepydissonantwhispers the third one kind of reminds me of Nala’s dream in our session the other night.
Can’t wait to play again!
Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.
Assuming you’re starting from not doing any of that, you should start seeing changes almost immediately. In the first couple of weeks, especially if you can maintain your calorie deficit and remain consistent.
Eventually, after a month or two the changes will slow down. You’ll have to start working harder, and cut more calories to adjust for the lost weight and your body learning to burn energy more efficiently.
Realistically, you should come up with a goal. Whether that’s a number on the scale, a body fat percentage, or a feat of fitness, and model your activities to achieve that goal.
Start with small changes that are more maintainable. This makes progress slower, but makes it easier to stick to.
If you can, find someone to do this with. It helps with encouragement and accountability.
Hope this helps!
i know it’s not really possible to tell just based off of a picture, and everybody is different, but if you had to guess, how long roughly do you think it would take for my body to change significantly and look much slimmer if i consistently:
exercise, mainly HIIT workouts and weight lifting
eat eggs/oatmeal for breakfast, chicken for lunch, and salmon for dinner
walk for at least an hour or 2 (i also wanna get into running)
swim once a week
i’m not trying to rush the process, i know i need to be patient, i’d just like to know if this is a decent plan (if there’s anything you would add or change, i’d really appreciate the feedback!) and roughly how long it’ll take to see a big difference if i stick with it.
3 or 4 months? more?
please let me know what you think! tysm!!
Reblog if you wanna be hypnotized by my pretty titties
Phone call dates but we’re masturbating & getting off to listening to each others moans x
From Norwegian actress Ulrikke Falch’s Instagram. Clothes from Femmemute
Of course, I do Chloe. This is only the beginning of the absolutely *delicious* things I’m going to do with your sexy body and beautiful empty brain.
If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face
What if it was Call of Cthulhu, but instead of tracking Sanity, we called it mindfulness and the lower it falls, the deeper you fall too?
Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.
Compiling a list of monsters to use for the horny hypno D&D game:
Sirens
Yellow musk thralls
Incubi/succubi
Mind flayers
Aboleth
Vampires
False Hydra
Rakshasa
Intellect Devourer
Arch Mage
And of course they’re going to need minions like Minotaurs, goblins, kobolds, golems, etc.
What other monsters should we add to the list?
since christmas is coming up
untill christmas: one reblog = one edge