My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups

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Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

Heya @salsa-ishida, I’m your secret santa for @tog-secret-santa ;3

Hope I got all of your three wishes here - KhunBam - Art that deals with Khun as a character (here I interpreted him as Viole’s biggest support) - Viole; about all those years of sadness, hope and longing

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Jul 10, 2023.

Recipient: @ylge_ (Prompt)

Summary: Khun reluctantly dressing in pink for a Barbie movie date with Bam (he likes it in the end)

“I think this shirt is a little too small for me,” Khun complained as he tugged at the front of his shirt. It was pink. Well, it had been red when he first bought it years ago, but the color faded after the croc ruined his laundry by throwing in a towel soaked in cleaning product.

Bam was wearing a pink hoodie and torn pink jeans, and he looked comfortable as can be. Khun was kinda jealous.

“You had time before the showing to pick up a new shirt but you insisted you already had one.” Bam grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the theater.

“And I do.” Khun pouted, but let himself be dragged.

“I promise you’ll enjoy the movie and forget all about your shirt. C’mon!”

Khun grumbled, but followed his boyfriend. They melded into the crowd full of people who were also wearing pink.

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By the time the movie ended, Khun’s discomfort was long forgotten. Hearing Bam giggle and sputter had been a treat, and he admittedly found a lot of it pretty ridiculously funny himself.

“So? What did you think?” Bam asked, squeezing Khun’s hand as they followed the sea of pink out to the parking lot.

Khun shrugged. “It was funny.”

Bam nudged his side playfully. “I heard you laughing multiple times.”

Khun pulled him closer and put an arm around Bam’s shoulders. “Alright, it was really good. Not award-winning good, but… pretty entertaining.”

Bam laughed and leaned into his boyfriend. “That means a lot to me. Thank you.”

Khun smiled and let Bam lace their fingers together. “I’ll try anything for you.”

I suggest that we start using the term ‘creatives’ instead of ‘content creators’ for authors/artists/gifmakers/podficcers for a few reasons, and chief among them are these;

we can’t always be our most productive, but there’s a terrible trend of fandom folks feeling bad if they don’t have something new to post every few weeks

you’re still a creative person even if you aren’t creating something at a given time, for whatever reason

and something it’s taken me far too long to learn myself: making things is not the rent you pay to be part of a community

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Jul 10, 2023.

Recipient: @erielmaestro7 (Prompt)

Summary: Khunbam drinking game leads to NSFW

Isu was sprawled out on the floor, the last to pass out.

Hatz was on the couch, hugging a pillow as he snored soundly. The first to pass out.

The others had long left, but two remained, ever the competitive ones.

It was Bam’s turn to pour, and he filled the two shot glasses in front of him.

Khun picked up his and raised it for Bam to clink against it.

“You should just give up now before you embarrass yourself,” said Khun slowly, doing a great job to not slur his words despite his red face and mild sway.

Bam looked no better, leaning heavily on the table to keep himself steady. “I’m not the one that’s one item away from being naked.”

“Hey!” barked Khun. He waved a hand down his front. “The tie counts.”

Khun was sitting in his boxers and tie, nothing else. Bam, on the other hand, still had on his t-shirt and boxers.

Bam licked his lips as he stared at Khun. “Okay, then. Take the tie off.”

Khun started loosening his tie. “Only if you’ll lose the shirt.”

Bam tugged on his shirt and managed to get it stuck around his head as he fell over. They both giggled as Bam flailed for a moment before freeing himself.

“You pour,” Bam said as he caught his breath.

Khun filled the shot glasses and pushed one towards Bam. “Bottom’s up, loser.”

Bam scoffed as he slammed the shot down without waiting. Khun rolled his eyes and downed his shot.

Bam swallowed hard as he stared at Khun. He was leaning back on his hands, sitting with his legs crossed in front of him.

“Well?” Khun drawled. “If you want these off, come do it yourself.”

Bam’s heart was pounding in his chest as he crawled over to Khun. “Are you sure?” he mumbled, a shaky hand tracing Khun’s abs and trailing lower.

Khun was panting, but he didn’t stop him. “Yeah. You’re next though.” Bam nodded, hooking his finger on the soft fabric and pulling.

He suddenly found himself on his back, Khun’s mouth on his. He kissed back desperately, yanking down the fabric enough to feel Khun press against him, and he gasped. Khun’s tongue brushed against his and he moaned. He hardly registered when Khun had shoved his underwear off and ground against him.

Bam wrapped his arms around Khun’s neck, pulling him closer. Kissing him wildly as they rut against each other.

All this went on with quiet moans and gasps as their friends slept right through the night.

Gossip buddies

Prompt answer originally posted on Twitter Apr 19, 2023.

Recipient: @Kynishry (Prompt)

Summary: Khun can evade sleep but he can't evade Bam.

Bam folded the bed cover over and smoothed it down. The bed was ready and he just had to retrieve one more thing.

He padded to the living room and some night owls were still watching a movie, but no sign of who he was looking for. The kitchen was cold and empty. The training room was dark and a bit scary looking at night.

Bam pushed the sliding door open and stepped out onto the patio. There is where he found his partner, nodding off in front of his lighthouse, hands still hovering over the keyboard. Bam laughed lightly as he approached him.

“Khun-ssi, come to bed.”

Khun grumbled as rubbed his eyes. “I’m almost done, Bam.”

A startle yelp rung out as Bam scooped Khun out of his seat and made his way inside. There was some poignant sighing, but no complaint as Khun rested his head on Bam’s shoulder.

No one gave them any looks as they passed by the hall to their shared room. It wasn’t the first time, and it certainly wouldn’t be the last.

Bam gently put Khun down on the bed, only to find him already quietly snoring. It took a bit of finagling to get the covers out from under him, but he managed to tuck him in. He went around to his side of the bed and settled in under the covers.

As soon as he shut his eyes, hands were reaching out to him, tugging at his shirt and pulling him to the center of the bed. Bam winced as icy hands slipped under his shirt and pressed against his warm skin, but he didn’t mind when he heard the soft sigh from Khun, who was now hugging him close.

He was cold now, but later in the night, Bam would have to throw the cover off because of Khun’s body heat. He wasn’t sure if it was firefish-related, but he dealt with it nonetheless because he couldn’t bear to push Khun away.

Bam smiled and closed his eyes, sleep coming to him easier now that he was comfortable with his other half.