My First Mishapocolypse...I Regret Nothing

^This. All of this

friendship IS romance : 1. / 2. / 3. fleabag / 4. / 5. / 6. / 7. / 8. a little life, hanya yanagihara  / 9. / 10. 

hilarieburton: It is this magical human’s birthday! I can’t tell you all how much I love @danneelackles512 . She is living, breathing light and joy and mischief. She is generous and good and thoughtful in ways that make it humbling to be her friend. I miss you, mama. Hope you and J and the babies are having a beautiful day together. Happy Birthday!!! (x)

the date: 4/20

me, someone who has never done a single goddamn drug in his life: oh shit. blaze it

Due to personal reasons

I will be writing one shots for every fandom hyperfixation I thought had faded into the abyss.

You know those things where you only find a fragment at first, and it sticks with you, makes you feel something you've forgotten or never have? And you never look for context, never need it, maybe you assume the fragment is it, that the sentence is complete. But then, completely by accident you find the fragments origin, its home when it's not nestled in you collarbones, not wrapped around your lackluster heart. And you find the home is just as magnificent, and all those feelings you felt the first time come washing back in a hundredfold. And then you explore the home, and the neighborhood, you find the architect and try to see everything his hands have constructed. And for just a little while, you get to be lost. And it's the most magnificent thing.

This is probably too long and incoherent, but it's late and I might as well. Sorry for the scrolling.

“You Are Jeff” by Richard Siken

redbubble shop

A certainty rose in me, lodged in my throat. I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me.

The Song of Achilles | Madeline Miller

Using "I'm gay" as an excuse for anything

Ex. "Take out the trash" "I can't, I'm Fucking Gay"

Thanks I hate it

Calling things/people my dude. (Or, if your feeling fancy, my good dude)

Hearing a crash in another room "same"

Fistfight God in a denny's parking lot

They're holding hands. I want them dead

This is why god abandoned this timeline (and the compliment) this is not ideal

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

This is thirteen's motto

Introverts unite!