Its Amazing How Accurate These Are

Its amazing how accurate these are

MCU as Quotes vol. 10: Movies as John Mulaney

Iron Man: “This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

The Incredible Hulk: “I don’t even have a joke for that. That’s how much I hate that shit.”

Iron Man 2: “And I had that thought that only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have: ‘Did I do that?’”

Thor: “I need everybody, all day, to like me so much.”

Captain America: The First Avenger: “I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.”

The Avengers: “Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?”

Iron Man 3: “I have a girlfriend now, which is strange because I’m probably gay.”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier: “And now there’s nazis again. *disgusted and confused face*”

Guardians of the Galaxy: “We’re all gonna die, Street Smarts!”

Avengers: Age of Ultron: “The world is run by robots, and sometimes they ask us if we’re robots just because we’re trying to see our own stuff.”

Ant Man: “FUCK DA POLICE”

Captain America: Civil War: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Doctor Strange: “Look at these curvy letters! More curvy than most, wouldn’t you say? You look mortal, if ye be! You look!”

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2: “None of us really know our fathers… anyway,”

Spider-Man: Homecoming: “I look back at being seventeen and I think 'oh god, how did I not die?’”

Thor: Ragnarok: “I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, I’m new in town.”

Black Panther: The whole “horse in a hospital” bit

Avengers: Infinity War: “The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with the fact that you still fail at it a lot of the time.”

Ant Man and The Wasp: “My wife’s a bitch and I like her so much!”

Captain Marvel: “I was once on the telephone with blockbuster video, which is a very old fashioned sentence.”

Avengers: Endgame: “Brush your teeth, now - boom! Orange juice. That’s life.”

Spider-Man: Far From Home: “And I go 'Can I please go home? On an airplane?” And they go 'No! In fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder!“

The Beginning

This is it. My first post. I suppose it should be clever, or informative, or something personal. But. It's just a beginning. We've all got to start somewhere. So I'll just start here. Hi Tumblr! Glad to finally be a part of all this, be more than a ghost. I hope this blog can make you happier. Make me happier as well. So. See you soon, don't be afraid to interact or ask questions. Hope you have a good day, or night. Happy New Year!

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requiem-for-the-unforgiven

5 years ago

♪ Give Me All Your Love Now ‘Cause For All We Know ♪

♪ Give me all your love now ‘Cause for all we know ♪ ♫ We might be dead by tomorrow ♫

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requiem-for-the-unforgiven

5 years ago

Tagged by: @emotionlessshit

Instructions: tag 10 followers you want to know better!

Gender: female she/her

Star sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5'6" but whenever I can I love wearing heeled shoes so add 3-6 inches at any given time.

Sexuality: Not Straight. Queer. Literally the most definitive answer I can give at this time. Possibly pan? Maybe bi? Lesbian? Also ace? I seem to be getting gayer. I'm more confused by this then you are, I promise.

Hogwarts House: Slytherin and proud🐍

Fav animal: I love everything from dogs to snakes to horses and cats and salamanders. Really anything. My fav mythical animal is a Griffin, though dragons are a close second.

Avg hrs of sleep: Either 2 or 14. There is no in-between.

Current time: 12:03 AM. This is normal.

Dogs or cats: I Love dogs, but I have an adorable cat named Buttercup (I named her WAY before hunger games came out by the way) so cats.

# of blankets I sleep with: 2 electric, 1 sheet, and 2 more blankets. I am currently in the mountains (I hate it) and I'm always cold.

Dream job: Starfleet officer, or dragon expert in the wizarding world. Alternatively: a writer

When I created this blog: at the beginning of the year. But I'm constantly thinking of just starting over, cause I didn't really know how to have a tumblr, and I'm learning more.

Follower count: it says 26, but I only see 12. I have no idea how and I love all my followers❤

Why I started this blog: I've been ghosting on tumblr for years. I love the fandom madness and it's really my only way to connect to others about a lot of topics (nerdy interests, I'm still very closeted at home, etc...) so I'm learning to make more stuff and actually put my work out here and submit to The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known. And also stop apologizing for everything

How I came up with my URL: I wanted to start with a cool word I dont hear a lot. So it started with requiem, and then it was a game of what Tumblr would let me have. But this is subject to change, so we'll see :)

If you see this, feel free to consider yourself tagged!

Tagged by: @spockseyebrowss and @captainsolocide

Instructions: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better! 🥰

Gender: not really sure, any prounouns is okay

Star sign: Sagittarius♐

Height: 5" 5' yeah i wish i was taller

Sexuality: literally everyone who'd love me back

Hogwarts House: Huffelpuff

Fav animal: komodo dragons (they are kind cute though)

Avg hrs of sleep: 6? School has fucked me

Current time: 1:55am, still doing homework🤡

Dogs or cats: cats✌

Number of blankets you sleep with: i think 3? It is veeeery cold rn

Dream job: astrophysics or anything related to space and/or physics

When I created this blog: one year ago but reactivated it like two weeks ago...

Follower count: 12 (how i even got one?)

Why I made this blog: because i freak out so much about the things i like (such as Star Trek, Sherlock, ancient Greece, etc) and im very shy so i dont share it with my fellow friends because of the fear of being seen as a weirdo. So i just do it on internet where i know there's people that also like what i like and freaks out even more than me :)

How I came up with my URL: i couldnt find a cool name and i really love spock so, yeah he is emotionless (or that is what he thinks)

Tagged: @sporkandpringles @green-blooded-computer @alldewonderfulfandoms @tailsofwhalesandflowerpots @spacecoffeetrash @bangtanbambi @requiem-for-the-unforgiven (these arent even 10 but it is what it is)

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requiem-for-the-unforgiven

5 years ago

Beautiful story for a beautiful message. Let's all fight and rest as needed, and may we all have someone to help us in these trying times.