I Love Her So Much And I Am So Afraid Of The Movie. I'm Hoping It's Good.

Using "I'm gay" as an excuse for anything

Ex. "Take out the trash" "I can't, I'm Fucking Gay"

Thanks I hate it

Calling things/people my dude. (Or, if your feeling fancy, my good dude)

Hearing a crash in another room "same"

Fistfight God in a denny's parking lot

They're holding hands. I want them dead

This is why god abandoned this timeline (and the compliment) this is not ideal

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

“If Harry Potter taught us anything it’s that no one should live in a closet.“  - J.K. Rowling

🌈 Hogwarts LGBTQ Aesthetic 🌈

mlm version x

jensenackles: Today is my beautiful wife’s birthday. And this girl is still throwin it down! Adding a little “cheer” in our lives during #coronalockdown . She even baked her own cake…(show off🙄) 🥳😊. Keep it positive out there folks. (x)

These are very important updates and everyone needs to see this awesome story

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--

Ask anything you like!

MASSIVE ASK POST (+100)

1. favorite season?

2. prettiest thing u own?

3. do u prefer to be outside or inside?

4. furthest ever traveled?

5. what’s your aesthetic in 3 words?

6 favorite gemstone?

7 best thing about yourself, in your opinion

8 best thing about yourself, in other’s opinion

9 what’s your weirdest fear?

10 weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

11 go-to hiding place

12 favorite place in your house

13 earliest memory

14 do you believe in ghosts?

15 favorite sea creature?

16 cold showers or hot baths?

17 satin or lace?

18 gold or silver?

19 hoops or pearl earrings?

20 aesthetic song

21 top 5 songs

22 favorite time of the day?

23 favorite part of your body?

24 do you drink alcohol?

25 dream job from when u were a kid

26 messy or clean?

27 tea or coffee?

28 favorite book

29 zodiac sign?

30 extrovert or introvert?

31 celebrity crush?

32 early bird or night owl?

33 do you believe in love at first sight?

34 favorite book quote

35 three wishes you have  

36 do you believe in magic?

37 do you believe in soulmates?

38 zoo or aquarium?

39 cats or dogs?

40 how many languages do you speak?

41 how has your life changed from last year?

42 why do you have your name/url?

43 do you keep secrets? how well?

44 favorite animal

45 what is love to you?

46 future children name?

47 favorite color

48 favorite movie

49 cuddles or kisses?

50 if you could have any person in the world over for dinner, who would be?

51 someone to bring back from the dead

52 lipstick or lipgloss?

53 are you street smart or book smart?

54 your biggest strength

55 favorite sport

56 favorite drink?

57 favorite winter activity

58 last time you went abroad

59 favorite dessert

60 favorite artist

61 favorite singer/band

62 favorite dancing song

63 favorite crying song

64 do you wear glasses?

65 first thing you do when you wake up

66 how long do u usually sleep for?

67 one thing you lost and you want back

68 biggest fear

69 favorite carnival ride

70 do u have birthmarks or scars?

71 favorite childhood memory

72 what do u think about during a storm?

73 one word to describe your life?

74 craziest thing ever done

75 do u have piercings or tattoos?

76 favorite flower

77 do u have any pets?

78 describe your style

79 choose one thing to change about yourself

80 do u play any musical instruments?

81 if your life was a movie would it be a comedy, a rom-com, action film or drama?

82 do u prefer dark, dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

83 favorite perfume

84 biggest fandom

85 favorite YouTuber(s)

86 OTP

87 country, state where you were born

88 your parent’s name

89 favorite snack

90 pasta or pizza

91 pen or pencil

92 blue or black ink

93 paper books or electronic books? 

94 history or geography? 

95 pastel or neon

97  soap or body wash

98  conditioner, no conditioner, or 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner

99 singing in the shower or not

100  listen to music while bathing or silence

101  blow dry, towel dry, or air dry your hair

102 morning or night showers?

Good Omens (2019)     *inspired by this

🎉Happy Trans Visibility Day!🎉

I'm going to be a little extra biased right now. I keep seeing posts about who the best people to help Tommy are and what kind of people Tommy needs to be around and I gotta tell you... They make great points about stability, strong fighters and people that will have his back.

And I don't care man. I'm wanting him to ride or die with Tubbo and Wilbur on this adventure. I want them to be messy bitches, sitting in Tommy's tiny obsidian safe room, and barely able to function.

I want Wilbur to be nothing but nervous fake laughter and digging his nails into his skin and Tubbo fluctuating wildly between grief stricken and edgy wealthy widower. I want Tommy to look at these people and wonder how the three of them even managed to have breakfast without someone dying and yet, still , feeling really happy and like he wouldn't pick anyone else to sit in a doom box with him.

I'm not here for calm and therapeutic and what's the ideal situation. I'm here for these damaged teenagers and their barely competent older bother figure to interact and squeak out a "not a loss" despite the odds being against them. They started this shit show grouped together and I want to see them finish it.

Ocean’s 8  Headcanon. 

Remember the scene in the diner where Lou’s like “Are you proposing?”  And Debbie says “Oh Baby, I don’t have the diamond yet.”

Well after their heist, Debbie kept one of the diamonds from the Toussaint and has Amita turn it into a ring and Debbie gives it to Lou and says, “Okay, now I’m proposing.”

I know it's late, but this is important

Happy LLAP Day! March 26, Leonard Nimoy’s Birthday 🖖

“The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have.” – Leonard Nimoy