all the ao3 posts are me just doing important mod stuff, dw about it
I need Slashes titties in my mouth on like a biblical level
“Biblically accurate Slash” and it’s just a chicken with a guitar and top hat
Autism isn't real I think
Thank goodness that nobody cares about what you think.
"Small birds beating the shit out of each other" is my favourite sub-season of spring. Teeny tiny tweety little beauties just full-on fucking brawling over who will reign as the lord of this season and the father of the next generation.
I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.
The jorts. They are complete.
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