The Mighty Boosh (2004-07) 2.05 The Legend Of Old Gregg

Customer: Anne Nonymous (anonymous)

Order: Photo Bomb, blended, with a lemon twist and pining pretzel bites

Ingredients: smidge of angst, fem!reader, epistolary blurb (written as a letter), one sided pining, reader is refered to as a girl, mention of the reader having a boyfriend

Total: $4.49 (449 words)

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Hi,

If you're reading this it means you found the note I slipped in your bag, and you're probably wondering why. The truth is I'm a coward. I don't have the courage to do this with you face-to-face so a letter it has to be.

I think about you all the time. When you told me your favorite song I listened to it on repeat. I wanted to know why it was your favorite, to know what made it special to you. Maybe that makes me sound like a creep. Maybe I am one.

It's like you carved out a part of my brain and made it your home. I think you're amazing. The kind of girl any guy would be lucky to have.

I remember the day we first met. I didn't even want to go to that party, Argyle and Eddie dragged me along. But then I saw you. You were standing in a corner all by yourself. You looked sad. I wanted to make you laugh and when I actually did it became my favorite sound. I wanted to make you laugh every day, forever. We talked all night tucked away in that tree house they had in the back. It was like something out of a movie.

I know it's unfair of me to do this, I promise I'm not trying to hurt anyone. But I think I might be in love with you.

I know what you're going to say. You have a boyfriend. I know. Just thinking about it, about him touching you the way I want to touch you, it makes me want to bang my head against a wall. He doesn't deserve you. I shouldn't say that, but it's the truth. Granted, I'm not sure I deserve you either.

I know you’re happy with him and I'd never want to take that away from you. But I couldn't hold this in any longer. It's selfish, it's so selfish. The plan was to never tell you and just hope that one day I could move on but I couldn’t keep holding onto this secret. I would have burst.

I had to tell you. Just in case there was even a small, miniscule, improbable chance that you felt the same. If you don't, I understand. You can just throw away this letter and we’ll pretend it never happened. Everything can go back to the way it was. I won't hold it against you, I just want you to be happy. But if you do feel the same, if there is even a part of you that does, then meet me at Lovers Lake tomorrow at six.

I'll be waiting for you.

Yours,

Jonathan

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