Quick Intro Post:
I had to remake my old account because something happened & it was borderline unusable which wasn't acceptable since I was moderating in 3 communities.
So yeah, if you're looking for a rentherainbringer that mysteriously poofed from your Tumblr, it's me.
Will be drafting up a proper intro post & master list for my writing (though this time I won't tag my writing cause this is the THIRD time I've reposted them and I feel bad)
[P.S. if I had you blocked on my old account, and you reach out, I will block you again.]
happy preacher’s daughter vinyl release day
steddie brainrot taking over me fr
AU where Steve hears that his girlfriend is cheating on him with the town freak but never suspects it’s with his good friend Jonathan.
So now, Eddie had a sad jock at his door threatening to beat him up but like, through tears. A lot of tears. He’s crying pretty hard and it’s getting really awkward.
My brain works like this
reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material
@cultfriends poster concept doodle!!
I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?
I love the “Steve has good parents, they’re just not on camera.”
Steve’s dad walks in on Eddie and Steve making out, both shirtless. Eddie freaks the fuck out and Steve just sheepishly smiles at his father.
“I know I told you not to lock your door, but I take that back because I don’t want to see that again.”
“Thanks Dad!”
“Use protection!”
…
He walks into a house full of random children. The kids and Steve’s dad are just staring at each other.
“You’re paying to feed these kids, right?”
“No, you are.”
“Well shit.”
“Language, there are children!”
“Do I get to know these children who I have financially adopted?”
…
Hopper, who is over at the Harrington house to speak to Steve. Mr Harrington walks in to see the chief of police sitting on his couch. He sees Steve in the kitchen and quickly makes his way over.
“Steve! What is the chief of police doing here?”
“He’s a family friend.”
“What family?” Mr Harrington snaps back, gesturing at himself.
“He’s my friend?”
“I don’t see a world where you randomly become friends with the chief of police”
“I got caught with drugs?”
“Then why isn’t he arresting you?” Mr Harrington points to Steve’s cuff-less wrists.
“Can’t tell you?”
“Why?”
“I signed an NDA?”
“Steve, why the fuck would you do that? I’m a lawyer, you don’t just sign NDAs at a whim.”
“To be completely fair, I was concussed every time or they used a friend to threaten me.”
“It shouldn’t stand up in court then. Who did you sign it for?”
“The US government.”
“Fuck.”
"Swinging by my neck from the family tree" except the tree had been cut down and turned into a human-made monumental God and I'm being nailed to it.
Ventral midline laparotomy
I'm hollow inside. You can't find me there.
I can't go see Ethel Cain live and I'm spiralling.