hi chat taking a few weeks break due mental health stuffs and personal problems, im sure ill be back with more fics but yeah, ill be gone for a bit 🫂🫂
ps; i never would have expected the j in jschlatt would be jared
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schlatt x reader japan trip 🙏🙏
Japan
sfw + fluff
introvert female reader joining schlatt for a trip in japan :3
schlatt's and your relationship have been pretty lowkey ever since it started, especially coming from a huge content creator like him some of his fans can sometimes be too overbearing
and to avoid that, the two of you to agreed to keep it lowkey, you weren't really a huge fan of travelling, you being a huge introvert and would pray and manifest that all your events would be cancelled or give you an excuse to not attend them
so it surprised schlatt that you actually agreed to go with him to japan, even agreeing to be in his and jack’s vlog, but introducing yourself as his close friend
so there you guys are, entering a cat shop, jack vlogging the entire thing for memorabilia and content as you follow behind schlatt, smiling in awe with the tons of cats inside
schlatt himself would of course glance at you from time to time, hoping you're enjoying and comfortable throughout the whole trip, “ yo, y/n, what do you think about these little fellas trapped inside of those? “ he asks
“ poor creatures “ you respond smiling at him as jack approaches the tiny kitten aiming his camera in the poor thing's face, “ jack, he looks like he's scared of you “ schlatt jokes as you giggle
“ schlatt look, he looks like you “ you point into a black, kind of chubby cat who's meowing at you, “ oh god it is! “ jack chimes in as schlatt smiles at you, before glaring at jack, “ really? this one looks exactly like you “ schlatt mocks jack by pointing on a sphinx as the man puts an unimpressed face as you chucke at their banter
“ .. i actually like the bald one “ you smile, fixing your glasses as jack cheers, “ see! even your bestfriend agrees im a good-looking cat “ jack spoke with his british accent, smug
“ i am so disappointed “ schlatt comments, shaking his head, being overdramatic as you can only smile and look at your boyfriend in admiration
the whole trip went well, and there was only a day left before going back to texas again, so, the two of you spent it together, alone and intimate as you visit a deer park, no cameras, no vlogging, no nothing more just two of you, enjoying your last day in tokyo
the two of you held hands as you chuckle, feeding a deer it's food as you smile, watching the deer bow, “ he's a polite fella isn't he? “ schlatt smiles, at you and the deer
“ he's very very polite “ you chuckle, “ very cute too “ you add, “ you two are very cute in my opinion “ he shrugs
“ cheesy fuck “ you reply, as he pecks your cheek, fixing your hair, as you gasp, “ look at that one! it has antlers “ you exclaim, pointing at a larger deer with one antler
“ do you think he's polite too? “ you ask, “ i bet he'll bow down in a 90 degree angle “ he replies as you break the food in half, handing the half to schlatt so he can also feed it,” what if we feed him at the same time and he chooses his favorite “ you challenge him
“ he's gonna choose the handsome one “ schlatt replies as you roll your eyes playfully as the two of you offers the food at the same time as the lather large deer bows, before choosing schlatt's
“ aha! see “ schlatt exclaims as you chuckle, the deer now feeding onto your offered food, “ so smug “ you comment, pecking your cheek
“ it's kinda hot “ you comment, smiling, as he didn't hesitate to remove his cap, putting it on you, “ should we go back to the hotel then? “
“ but it's like.. way too earlyy “ you reply as you sigh, before gasping, “ can we uhm…go to arcades and uh.. ive heard they have silly photo booths “ you suggest
and after hearing those, he spoiled you , going to the arcades and photo booths you wanted, as the two of you sat at the balcony of your hotel room, your head on his shoulder as you held hands
“ can't believe it ended so fast “ you sip on some random drink you two got from a convenient store on the way back, “ mhm, i wanna stay here with you longer “ schlatt caresses you hair
“ you know.. i was kinda surprised you actually came with us “ schlatt mentioned as you hums, “ really? “
“ yeah.. i thought we'd have to vc eachother again during the entire trip “ he added as you chuckle, “ i don't know.. it's just.. i wanna atleast spend some moments with you “ you answer
“ well… im glad you came, im just.. so fucking happy “ he cups you by your cheek, pecking your nose, “ im glad i chose the right decision then “ you smile
“ jay… i want to promise something “ you mumble as schlatt nods, shifting on your seat, “ yeah? “ he asks
“ … i wanna uhm.. try new stuffs with you and uhm… travel with you, and do cool things “ you smile, “ i wanna… get out of my shell.. so i can be with you “
“ y/n you know you dont have to force yourself just so you can be with me “ schlatt replies, caressing your face as you shake your head, “ no no, im doing this for myself too “ you fix your sleeves as you face him
“ i promise “ you reassure him as he chuckles, “ so fucking proud if you toots “ he ruffles your hair, “ im glad you're trying out new stuffs “
“ … wanna make japan more memorable? “ he pecks your neck, and you immediately knew what he meant as you nod, smiling, lifting you up without a challenge, entering the back to the room as he trace kisses around your face
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@.schlatt4layf • 11 hours ago
my friend from japan just spotted schlatt with a girl?????
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oh what the fuck??
hehehe
schlatt with a filipino reader hcs?
fil reader n schlatt hcs!
sfw ofc
erm this is actually canon because im the fil reader 🤓☝️
when you first meet him he'd definitely tease you about your height
resting his arm on your head because it's funny
tries to learn filo words so he can shock you
extra points if you're bisaya, he'd def call you, langga and irog :3
LIKES LIKES YOUR COOKING FR
menudo and adobo>>>>>
would sing random opm songs
you would def drag him into karaoke sessions
your family loves LOVES him
imported chocolates palagi 😭
since he knows spanish, at first he would misunderstood you calling him puto but instead you meant the traditional dessert
visiting the countryside with him is so funn
you two would ride carabaos, feed ducks and chickens together
always handaan ( feast ) whenever he visits your fam
your neice and nephews love him, and ofc he loves them back, whenever you two would visit ph again, there's always toys ready for them
you'd tease him on how thick his american accent whenever he tries to speak tagalog 😭
JAJAJA do the Schlatt with a s/o who had a fat ass but with quackity
(😭😭😭 the schlatt one made me laugh omg)'💞💞💞
I LOVE BIG BOOTY BITCHES
[ quackie ver. ]
quackity dating a big booty bitch hcs!!
• at first i feel like he'd be very shy to even mention it
• like he'd avoid having any contact with in when u guys first met not wanting to be disrespectful
• he'd awkwardly laugh it off whenever someone makes jokes abt it
• when you guys started dating, that's where he slowly melts off, cracking a few jokes but still being very wary if you're uncomfortable by it
• " chat, stop that, y/n's ass is mine only okay? "
• this man does not like it when his chat mentions it, like bro he'd be protective abt it
• he'd poke your ass if he needs something to take your attention
• " babe, can i eat you out? "
• will bury his head between your cheeks, licking your fat pussy like a starved man
• would definitely make ass jokes just to tease you
• let's be real he wouldn't dare to slap it
• either he's rlly scared or he just doesn't want you to be uncomfortable
Casual
sfw ! ! also very fluffy
quackity simps for their roommate that he shares a " casual " relationship with and any finally confronts her about it
a/n ; a very long ass one shot 1500 words to be exact ( i will probably make a part 2 ) ( w/ smut ) ( haha )
reader and alex had been roommates for a very long time, three years exactly, reader having to suddenly move in due to the pandemic.
but the two got along well, comfortable enough to be ' casual ', the two would have casual sex here and there, ' casual ' kisses, and whatever that they can label as casual.
alex chuckles, as he hits reader back with their cushion's pillow, play fighting with the girl over a banter they share, " you wanna play the game of throwing cushions, princesa? because im down for it. " he states, a devious look on his face
she continues to giggle, " nuh uh " she shakes her head, getting hit by the cushion on her face as she grabs another one to hit him on his face back
alex smirked as he got up from the couch to close the distance between them, challenging the girl more as he smiles, admiration on his face
"you sure you wanna hit me like that after I just called you a princess? " he cocks one of his eyebrow up
" i didn't ask you to call me a princess " reader retorts as alex gasps dramatically, " you're gonna to pay for that! " he states as they continue play fighting with the pillows
she cackles as they continue play fighting until alex accidentally hits her too hard resulting to the girl falling down on the floor
" shit, mami, are you okay? im sorry that i hit you too hard " the man fixes his beanie, he quickly crouched down by her side, dropping the pillow from his hands, as he immediately starts looking for any injuries, worried
" no no no, im fine, it's not that serious but jeez, you're strong " she reassures him with a goofy smile on her face.
alex, of course, was still concerned though. he hated that he was the cause of her pain, even if it was just a minor bump to the head.
" i don't care if it's not that serious, you still got hurt and that's all that matters to me."
he ran the his hand through her hair and smiled at her.
"i just don't wanna hurt you, ya know?"
reader pauses, slowly nodding, " wow, caring, what? do you have a crush on me or something " she taunts him, a shared banter of theirs
"do I have a crush on you?" he asked sarcastically as he tried to look away from her pretty eyes. He didn't want her to see just how much she was making him melt inside.*
"don't be ridiculous. you're just my roommate." he mumbles, looking away, she giggles, standing up, as she yawns, stretching, " alright big q "
"you really think i have a crush on you? come on, how lame would that be, you know?" he continues on rambling, as reader plays along, shutting him up by suddenly pressing a peck to his cheek
alex's eyes went wide in surprise as reader leaned up on her toes to peck his cheek. he had expected her to give in to his teasing, but not like this. he never thought she'd actually do something that could be considered romantic.
he felt his face heat up with a blush as he cleared through his throat "oh uhm, ...hey you should actually come here for a minute..."
" huh? " she blinks, tilting her head, a habit of hers when confused as she slowly approaches him again, as she fixes her hair
alex paused to clear his throat again. was he actually going to do this? he had never actually been the one to take the initiative before. his fans were always the ones that threw themselves at him.
"umm, reader, are we actually just friends, or...something else?" he was being incredibly blunt and to the point, but there was no point in beating around the bush. he just wanted to know where they stood in their relationship.
" ... aren't we casual? " she asks, " we agreed to have casual sex, casual kisses and stuffs " she replies, " no labels? "
a slight frown forms on alex's face at that. he had to resist the urge to roll his eyes at her. they had agreed to have a casual relationship, but it didn't mean he wasn't allowed to start catching feelings for her.
"yeah, yeah, i know that, but..." he frowned again as he tried to find the right words
"what i'm asking is...why haven't we ever tried to make this casual relationship more than just casual? we've...been living together for three years now. "
reader pauses as she rubs her arm, looking away, alex knew about rei's long history of boyfriends, all, ending up shit after shit, " .. you know how i feel about these topics q.. "
"reader, i'm not them,"
" i understand that you've been burned in the past, but that doesn't mean that you can't have faith in me. i mean, we've been living together for three years already. so, i feel like that should be proof enough that i'm not like those other guys. "
" but i dont wanna hurt you- you're the only guy im comfortable enough with, if our relationship fails i dont want to lose you because of that " reader mutters, looking down, avoiding any sort of eye contact
alex paused as he thought over her answer. It made sense for her to feel that way. she has had her share of bad relationships in the past, and he couldn't blame her for trying to protect herself from that pain again.
"well, what if it doesn't fail?" he asked softly
"what if we actually work out together? are you really that worried about losing me if the two of us end up together?"
she nods, as she grabs his hand to cup her own cheek, " you're... the only thing i have.. and you're aware of that, im scared to lose you because you knew you made me, my life and everything better "
alex couldn't help but soften at that. he couldn't help but appreciate that she found him to be her only hope. her only support system. and he didn't plan on leaving her side anytime soon.
"hey look at me."
alex waited until she looked up at him again before continuing,
"even if the worst-case scenario did happen and we broke up... i promise i won't leave you alone. you won't ever have to be scared of that. "
" hm.. what if it gets awkward for the both of us? " she asks, " what if i distance myself? what will you do? you know how i deal... with stuffs like that, what if i say something mean that gets you mad and be so upset at me that you dont wanna face me ever again " she rambles
he couldn't help but chuckle at all her rambling thoughts. he couldn't deny it was a possibility. in fact, he was actually somewhat surprised she was talking about all the worst-case scenarios here
"then, i'll try my best to try looking past my emotions and forgive you." he states, a familiar smile creeping up his face
"and if the worst happens, and we can't fix things, then we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. "
alex squeezed her hand, a comforting gesture, "so stop worrying."
" ... you're being a goody two shoes... and i feel like im the bad guy here " she mumbles, chuckling awkwardly
"i've never had anybody call me a goody two shoes before." he said jokingly as he rubbed her back with his free hand
"but really, you're not the bad guy here. all i'm asking for is a chance. is that so much to ask?" he mutters, smiling softly at her
" i uhm.. ill think about it " she flashes him a small smile, " i think i just.. need a little time "
"sure, of course. i understand... hey..." alex paused as he squeezed her hand and looked into her beautiful eyes
"just one more thing before i let you go."
she pauses before nodding, " yeah? " she looks up at him, " can i do one thing?" he said softly as he brought his free hand up to tuck a soft strand of her hair behind her ear. he was hoping she wasn't going to stop him.
" what one thing? " she asks, mumbling, alex smiled as he gently pulled her closer to him, closing in the gap between them.
"can i..just..." he paused as he waited for her to say yes before finishing his sentence.
reader blinks rapidly, face flushing red before slowly closing her eyes, consenting him, alex didn't have to say anything else as he leaned in closer. he was finally gonna do the one thing that he should've done a lot earlier.
after all the teasing and flirting. after all the years of simply being a close friend and roommate. now was the time.
alex finally kissed reader on her lips. properly, outside of them having sex
user's face flushes red as schlatt breaks the kiss, " ... goodnight! " the girl blurts out before running to her room, flustered
HIIIII !! any chance you write for Charlie Slimecicle? I love the goober sm istg. Have a nice day :)
From The Start
sfw
fem!reader x charlie slimcicle
cute little one shot for our favorite goofy goober charlie charles charles
the whole ordeal of being karaoke buddies when you two met during the qsmp meet up, the two of you just clicked and by realizing your apartments were near eachother the two of you would have karaokes maybe once in two weeks
and maybe you have a growing crush on him, it suddenly felt very awkward of you whenever it's only you two left alone
" y/n wanna have a duet? " the goofy goober smiles at you as your friends inside the room cheers for you, alex, baghera, tina and foolish, " y/n! y/n! y/n! " they cheer as you sigh out of defeat
" sigh... i have so many fans " you flip your imaginary hair as they burst out laughing, charlie did too, and you couldn't help but crack a smile when he did
" okay.. what should we sing " charlie calms down as he grabs the song book, " uhm i have an idea, what about from the start? " you mutter as you swore you saw charlie's eyes sparkle, " oh my god! it's from that girl laufey! " he states, as you chuckle softly, nodding
your other friends can definitely catch what was going on, letting out ' ooohs ' and ' awws ', and all you can do is shake your head in shyness
" guys what if you kiss after the song? " foolish jokes as charlie chuckles, playing along, " me and y/n are actually in love guys " he states
oh how you wished that that was real
" just invite us to the wedding " alex chimed in as you laugh along with your friends
you two gave everything for the song, hitting notes but managing to have fun by your friends bickering in the background, teasing you two
charlie doesn't know how much you relate to the song's lyrics, " confess i loved you... " you sang in solo as you stare at him with admiration
" just thinking of you " charlie joins in, smiling back at you, " i know i've loved you from the start " the two of you shared the last line as your friends cheered
god how much you just wanna kiss him, you chuckle, " y/n, charlie, sitting on a tree- " baghera jokes, her french accent, thick as tina giggles, whilst charlie gently threw a pillow at her to shut her off
" .... okay! smoke break for me " you mumbles, passing the mic to tina next as you got out of the room, sighing, you wished confessing was THAT easy
you light your cigarette, shivering, it's cold, leaning your head on the back alley's wall
sighing as you then felt a warm cloth on your back, charlie followed you, you flinched noticing his jacket resting on your back, " i saw that you were shivering " he smiles at you
" ah.. yeah.. it is kinda cold " you fixed his jacket, "... thank you " you smile at him as he gave you a small nod, leaning his back on the wall next to you
awkward silence fills in, you're too shy to continue the conversation
" so... is from the start your favorite song? " charlie asks as you pause, puffing your cigarette, " kind of " you reply
" it's a cute song you think " charlie mutters as he glances at you, nodding im agreement, " ... you're cuter tho "
your cheek immediately flushed pink, coughing on the smoke of your cigarette as he gasps, patting your back as he chuckles, " jeez.. you need to be more careful "
" yeah.. " you mutter, awkward silence again, as charlie just sighs out, " y/n " he calls out your name as you face him
" im just gonna be blunt because i dont wanna make things awkward, but i really really really like you and i think you're really pretty and cute and i have a huge crush on you from the start and i treasure our friendship so im scared that ill ruin it if i actually confess to you so please be honest if you like me back or no " he blurts those words out in one breath as you pause
the heat on your cheeks rising, " i.. wow.. uhm... " you mumble, fidgeting with your cigarette, " was i too fast? " charlie asks, chuckling, as you notice a faint pink blush on his cheeks
" no... im just.. flabbergasted " you reply, " i just.. thought that you'd never like me back " you chuckle, confessing as he gasps, " y/n! you're so amazing! of course id like you! " charlie cups your cheek
" in fact! i found you amazing the day we first met! " he states with confidence as you chuckle, " .. thank you...? " you mumble, still a bit awkward
" y/n.. would i make things awkward if i say i love you? " charlie asks, " no...not really " you mutter
" then..., i love you so much y/n " charlie hesitantly fixes your hair for you, not wanting to make you uncomfortable, " i.. i really really love you too charlie "
husband 🎀
pictures you took of him while dating
hi sorry i know this isnt requests but brain rot
Schlatt x reader w a fat ass :3333
I love big booty bitches
fem!reader x schlatt hcs
nsfw(?) + suggestive kind of
•schlatt and his wife with .... big cheeks..
•would always make jokes about it, tease the shit out of you for your reaction
•would squeeze it and slap it when you guys are alone
•he probably would make it his pillow like, you're reading something then he'd just rest his head in it as if it's a pillow
•would eat you out everytime he has a chance just so he can plunge his face on your ass 😭
•like the way it jiggles whenever you walk
•would bite it ( non wilbur soot style )
•has a ' i love big booty bitches ' mug in a way of showing you off
• doesn't like it when other people talk about it
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just a schlatt and quackity girlie || i write one shots, fluffs, n sometimes smut || 19, she/her || feel free to make any requests!! MINORS PLS DONT INTERACT
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