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We don't talk enough about the implications of the annual Thanksgiving presidential turkey pardon
The thing that the turkey is getting pardoned /from/ is being Thanksgiving dinner, the thing the turkey is being pardoned for is a mystery. What are turkeys' crime that gives them the death penalty unless pardoned mr president? Is being a turkey an inherent crime? They were nearly the national bird!
Also, after a turkey attacked a president during the pardon ceremony, the turkeys that will be pardoned in the future are bred and raised to be docile and calm in front of large crowds and next to the potus, indicating that birds can be artificially selected to be genetically capable of being legally freed from their original sin of being born a turkey
Josseli Barnica was murdered while she begged for her life. The Republican Party is going to keep killing women until we stop them.
im always thinking about that post where someones grandma said “some people have never cleaned a bathroom and it shows” bc it does show
I know this is coming out of Newsweeks dirty mouths, but at this point I think we'll take any fucking news at all.
I think they should practice a recount. Why? Because how often has the "Opposition" pulled this trick and won? I'm just saying, man! I'm soo tired of the old "They go low, we go high" rhetoric. It doesn't work, brother… Get dirty please. Because you have to.
Again, I would not hold a lot of hope int his happening because she conceded early. It could just very well be rumor bullshit trying to squeeze just a tiny little bit more life out of the Libs Hopeium News Cycle.