Can Confirm I Am Locked The Fuck In Reblogging This Post (not On Any Of The Stuff I Need To Be Doing

yippee we did it

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Mad about politics again

"Yeah! OUR daughter!"

"... uhm, whoops?"

Writing Prompt #2988

"You forgot the child?!"

"It sounds terrible when you say it like that! He's twelve! It's not like I left a toddler behind!"

Yeah, but why not?

Take this simple test to find out if you're overtired:

Detroit: Become Human

Detrout: Become Fish

Did you laugh?

Just so you all know, in the further interest of mocking the shit out of Felon Musk, moving forward I will be referring to "DOGE" as "DOUCHE," or the Department Of Unlawfully Curtailing Health and Education. Partly because that's what it really is and I think it's important to draw attention to that (especially the "unlawfully" part), partly because Kabosu deserves better, partly because Elon thinks he's so cool for naming a "department" for a meme and I want to take that from him, but also because Elon is exactly the kind of person who'd find "douche" to be the absolute worst kind of insult, and this way I can call him "the DOUCHE head."

Join me. Make him whine and wail on TV that it's not DOUCHE, it's DOGE. I want to see his shit shredded. Append it to him so thoroughly he can't get away from it.

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

same lmao

I'm so obsessed with Lord of the flies now damn

All the senators conspiring to kill Ceaser sounds like there'd be a lot of romantic tension. Almost like.... they were.... ployamorous.