Would You Put A Discarded Fruit Sticker On My Forehead In Whimsical Jest Yes Or No

Just so you all know, in the further interest of mocking the shit out of Felon Musk, moving forward I will be referring to "DOGE" as "DOUCHE," or the Department Of Unlawfully Curtailing Health and Education. Partly because that's what it really is and I think it's important to draw attention to that (especially the "unlawfully" part), partly because Kabosu deserves better, partly because Elon thinks he's so cool for naming a "department" for a meme and I want to take that from him, but also because Elon is exactly the kind of person who'd find "douche" to be the absolute worst kind of insult, and this way I can call him "the DOUCHE head."

Join me. Make him whine and wail on TV that it's not DOUCHE, it's DOGE. I want to see his shit shredded. Append it to him so thoroughly he can't get away from it.

NO YOU DONT the fog is coming 😂 😂 varied lotf doodles I LIKE THEM A LOTTTTT good good book. yesss

design/inspo for the design of roger from mikeru .. the simon says animatic got stuck in my head real bad

som kind of first pass designs .. yess

so insanely self infulgent au bc i want them to be friends but pls believe me when i say I UNDERSTAND THE BOOK i just like to play with them like dolls

this 1 i really have no explanation for i just think hes silly. simon you bugly af

simon sewing project coming soon i just need 2 figure out how to sculp some bugs ON GOD !!!!!!

well??? wheres the other guy???

Cheers

Happy plagueiversary

NO ONE in lord of the flies is good person

roger is a KILLER

jack is a GINGER

naval officer is a SOLDIER

jack is ANNOYING

piggy is a DWEEB

ralph is an IDIOT

simon is a FREAK

jack is a LOSER

mulberry boy is DEAD

jack is BRITISH

Mad about politics again

I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.

“I have maladaptive daydreaming”

Kinda sad, implies that something sucky caused you to choose this coping mechanism, boring

“I am haunted by visions of an alternate reality”

Cool, mysterious, unique, makes you sound like some kind of sci-fi witch or wizard

WAIT PEOPLE ARE USING THE PAPER CRANE SCENE TO MAKE IT DR*MIONE??? ITS SO DRARRY CODED

everytime a dr*mione edit jumpscares on my screen i think about the audacity those bitches have to steal romione and drarry canon scenes

like bro, hermione describing her amortentia? ROMIONE

the paper crane? DRARRY ASS SCENE

thats cultural appropriation 🙂‍↕️