Giving Arther And John The Ena Treatment

I’m drunk making a Healthy! Magnus archives AU, so if anyone wants to see that… I would really like to share. It’s super funny because it’s basically all the same things that happen in the normal timeline but everyone is trying their hardest to communicate. But like also their personalities are almost exactly the same. The REASON it’s different is because Martin is SLIGHTLY more confident in himself and Tim is SLIGHTLY more annoying and Sasha is SLIGHTLY more self preserving, like just enough to where they are all still essentially the same characters but like an iiiitttyyyt bit different. And Elias is also way more involved in the most standoffish way possible. BUT I FORGOT YO METION it’s also a time travel au, so right after the prentiss attack they all get together (Sasha didn’t die, Rosie did, and when Elias is more active so is she, and Elias knows what tf she is and just send her in all sorts of side quests where she interacts with Jon. (I’ve always thought Rosie was such an untapped character fr so)) ANYWAYS after the prentis attack they get together and talk about everything and instead of being suspicious of the crew he and the staff decide to stay away from Elias, but keep Rosie in contact so they still have a little knight as to what goes on in Elias’s world. Jon still feels the need to keep his workers safe though and TGATS what would lead to the tunnel fiascos. BUT since this is a time travel au as well (and I should explain that when the archivist died in the main timeline he and his Martin split off into a bunch of different entities in different universes, two for each one. But in this one since Elias is so active so is Peter Lukas and Martin gets stuck in Peter’s lonely for a bit before releasing himself and joking bavk up with Jon.) and the whole thing basically revolves around the Alt!Crew talking to main!jon and being like “ok so your world is fucked up, what do we do to change ours?” And m!jon is like “fuck if I know I just wanna find Martin!”. I’ve had about two and a half cord lights so I’m essentially hood but like I can’t particularly read anything but if that sounds interesting then hmu for the drawings (ts abt to flop big time, one - two likes type beat)

Day two of no tik tok: I can finally see colors, the world is beautiful. I smelled the air outside and felt the grass, I didn’t know I could be this happy.

Artistic rendering of what happened

Having mostly guy friends means that at three in the a.m. the words “irl yaoi?” Leaving your mouth is a real possibility.

UH UH UH UH UH UH WHAT? Does anyone else miss the little dice sound when John sees something he wouldn’t have otherwise seen? I miss that sound, the only thing that comes close now is yorrick’s teeth chatter, which I love almost as much.

GWEN TRYING TO PROTECT ALICE FROM BEING SELF DESTRUCTIVE AND THEN BOTH OF THEM TRYING TO COVER OVER THEIR CARE FOR EACH OTHER WITH PETTY SNIPING AGAIN BGHWGHUHWUH WHAT IF I CAUGHT ON FIRE

hey so if kayne was in fact observing arthur throughout this entire season then um. does that mean he heard arthur call him daddy

“average german creates 3 horrors a day” factoid actually just a statistical error. average german creates 0 horrors per year. Uncanny Henry, who maybe eats parents & creates over 10,000 horrors each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love Gwen so much

If only this kid had access to some concrete everything would’ve been fine

which is more yuriful: celia going into depth describing the smell and taste of alice's perfume, or gwen mentally grabbing onto the hot stove burner to force herself to directly ask alice for help?