OMG GLUTEN FREE
APH Germany: Guten Nicht
APH America: Gluten free to you too, dude
New headcanon: Eggsy quit Marine training because his trainer abused/harassed him(Sexually? Emotionally? Tried to break Eggsy?). Then there is team mission and Eggsy runs into his ex-trainer. Everyone(Harry, Roxy,Merlin. Perceval?) being mortified about what they hear through Eggsy's glasses and feeling protective and Eggsy feeling worthless and depressed. Team bonding and restoring life sparkle into Eggsy's eyes(and maybe 5 hour Kingsman meeting on the subject of revenge on that fucker)
IF ANYONE WRITES THIS FIC I WILL GIVE THEM MY CAT
*notp accidentally touches each other*
Me: don’t get so hyped up, man. It’s completely platonic. Their facial expressions prove it all.
*otp accidentally touches each other*
me: HOLY SHITBALLS DID YOU SEE THAT? I CAN LITERALLY SEE AN ELECTRIC SHOCK RUNNING THROUGH THEIR BODIES
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AU where Eduan is a ok dad instead a trash dad
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anon request | sankta neyar tells jesper to use the metal on him // jesper uses the buttons on his waistcoat in a fight (2.06 // 2.08)
Who would win?
Some highly trained soldiers with powers
or
some birds committing crimes and tomfoolery.
Absolute love for all my fandoms🥰 Feel free to ask me anything, I love responding to prompts. :)
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