Trust me, they were all that obvious.
Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck
Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious
I found cute and I could relate
stargazing 🌠
For sure, they are well and living on my ears
I have Bill's parents as earrings now!
I think one of the most overlooked disasters of the historical socialist projects is that they've absolutely wrecked how marxists view states. While supporting the Soviet Union as an anti US counterbalancing force made some sense even as they were deteriorating, that logic cannot be applied to most anti US forces in the modern day. of course at home imperialism is the obstacle western socialists must tackle first, we have to understand that all capitalist states have imperial aspirations. there are no anti imperialist states, except for those governed by the working class. This is why any supposed anti imperialist bloc between anti-American capitalist states is illusionary, because in reality this would just represent a new imperialist rival. this kind of "multipolarity" is a false anti imperialism, it doesn't actually reject the world capitalist system that produces imperialism.
SO CUTE! BILLFORD WILL CURE MY ILLNESS
Route #9
"we'll meet again"
Context : it's a route where Bill Pines meet Ford reincarnation after thousands years since his death
I just had this conversation with my brother:
Me: we should probably do Mabel & Dipper cosplay... or Stan and Ford... we probably match them
Him: we match the /reverse falls/ twins.
This is cannon fr
Latest election map just dropped
DREIUNDDREIßIG
Based on the last photo:
Bill go to HB in Munich, please
some doodles from a couple days ago heheheh
Fanfiction people, do your work
OKAY, so I basically wanted an excuse to make my human Bill art make sense so here ya go:
As it was brought up in the book of bill (spoilers ig) the teens in gravity falls are really into Bill worship after Weirdmaggeddon so what if Bill took advantage of that after he leaves (or more likely escapes) inter dimensional rehab. He somehow communicates with the teens and they help him perform some ritual (using some spare corpses, don’t ask me where they come from) that lets him make his own human form. It’s half dead, half alive, but enough for him to re-enter Gravity Falls once again. Yadda yadda, Ford investigated the teens beforehand but comes in too late and Bill is back….HOWEVER, this human/corpse/flesh golem thing is imperfect, he can’t use too much of his powers or else that crack he had in his triangle form starts affecting his human form. He also finds out that he can’t leave the human shell, effectively trapping him. Ford takes advantage of that a BOOM BABY ROLE REVERSAL. Bill’s basically at Ford’s mercy until he finds a way out or until he kills everybody.
BBBBBUT I think it would be more fun to give Bill some sort of a redemption arc, if that’s even possible.
Could be a fun lil thing to play with so if any fanfic authors stumble upon this have fun.
FORD IS A FAN OF "THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI THROUGH THE EIGHT DIMENSION" CHANGE MY MIND!
☆I like eroguro and old man yaoi☆weird account☆Dorothea Reich is my literal name☆the daughter (who does not speak German) of a German man☆Ichihaki Raizou n1 fan☆
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