I Am Going Crazy Like Ford.

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

It happened. I was there tea

I'm not the previous anon, but I suddenly had the image in my head of the land before swine episode, except instead of Stan losing Waddles, now Bill lost Dipper to a Pterodactyl after he left him unsupervised for 1 second, lol

"Wait here pinetree, Let your grunkle Bill take something important inside the shack" *sipping tea* "ohohoh this is great!'"

Dipper in the background " AAAAA GRUNKLE BILL!!!"

It's my birthday, I've said that already, but I have to say, my dad is quite a Stanford when comes to wishing me a happy birthday. He sent me a happy birthday message in binary! And another one with Quarks! Who does that?

ELE É TÃO FOFO GENTE

Mr Crawling is such a cutie, isn’t he?

hehihi ^^

Eu vou fazer um AU onde isso não acontece, se fizer isso, moony

In the OWau, will the twins ever rebel to Bill and Ford? How would that even go down? Oh man, the angst potential is crazy in this au 👀👀

ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤDo you really think this AU will have a happy ending?

ㅤ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎Yes, they will possibly rebel when they learn about the truth and about humans, certainly siding with Stanley and Fiddleford. But it's going to be a very painful situation, I haven't developed that enough to post yet ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Does any comrade can tell my how do I FUCKING CHANGE THE LANGUAGE OF THE TUMBLER?

Billford is like me and my ex, we hate each other, we were toxic, we pretend it never happened, but we never stopped

Okay!!!! WHY did none of the posts about the page from the book of bill where he talks to Ford about his dimension NOT show the page before???

Because. Like. GUYS. It's FORD SHARING ABOUT HIS FAMILY AND HIS PAST AND BEING VULNERABLE about it (he only tells Bill about Stan then!!! It's clearly a sensitive topic, even if he likes to come off all blustery about being mad at Stan) and THAT'S when Bill shares about his own home dimension. He's mirroring Ford's vulnerability about his own family and home, through relating to him, because they're similar. And they ARE! They're BOTH the culprit of taking that strained relationship a bit further and ruining it (accidentally in Bill's case, and through anger in Ford's), and they're BOTH excusing their behaviour of ruining it, Bill even egging on Ford's excuse. And it's heavily implied here that they both underneath wish they didn't ruin the relationship, but it's buried underneath a thick layer of denial. Like. Christ. They're a perfectly toxic match on that regards.

100% agree

Me when I see ZERO fics about Reverse Falls—DUDES, THERE ARE SO MUCH GOOD DESIGNS OF REVERSE FALLS, LIKE WHERE ARE THE FICS???

Ngl I might actually write a fic about it? (I got some headcanons cooking up inside of my head—that I need to type out a FULL fic or else I'll go insane)

How to see this

HEY I CAN FINALLY MAKE POSTS AGAIN that stupid button wasn’t working so I’m hella late BUT GUESS WHAT

Get Sixer one of those.

Get my younger self one of those.

Get me one of those.

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