Here me out, fic idea:
Regulus, Remus and Pandora are all theatre kids, Pandora and Regulus were already besties previously, all three audition for a play (Hamilton obviously). They all get accepted, who plays which character? Regulus-Hamilton, Pandora-Eliza, Remus- Burr. Anyway so they all become besties because like they're all in the play together so they're in close proximity and all three have major rolls. When the time comes to perform the play Sirius who hasn't seen his brother in years and is just there to support Remus is forced to sit there for like three hours and watch his brother that he abandoned absolutely slay at being Hamilton, James is just like watching in awe because he has never met Regulus and Sirius doesn't tell him it's his brother so he's just drooling over Regulus the entire time. Lily, who went to support her bestie Remus, is drooling over Pandora because we love pandalily. Barty and Evan are just at the back of the audience cheering on Regulus and Pandora (they end up getting kicked out for being too disruptive). I haven't really thought any further about this tbh, maybe I'll continue it on eventually.
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Barty: GIRL. DO NOT TOUCH MY SHIT!
Regulus: Oh so you see me as a girl?
Barty: wait no i-
Evan: it’s because he’s trans huh? And trans boys aren’t ‘real boys’ Barty? Is that it?
Barty: NO NO NO I-
Regulus: I knew you could be mean but.. *tearing up* I.. I thought we were friends Barty.
Barty: Reggie I’m so sorry. Please listen. I didn’t mean it that way. I pr-
Evan: You’re fucking sick.
Barty: *tearing up* Boys please. I’m so s-sorry. I promise I d-didn’t m-
Regulus and Evan: *fucking losing it*
These two LOVE fucking with Barty any chance they get, and Barty definitely uses ‘Bruh’ and ‘Girl’ as gender neutral terms.
EVEN MORE BABY MARAUDERS (ITS BECOME AN OBSESSION AT THIS POINT)
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
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