Redacted-eyes - Viscera🫀

isolated him for your viewing pleasure

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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is it true that excessive masturbation can weaken your pelvic floor muscles for vagina havers?

hi anon,

no, that generally shouldn't happen unless you like to masturbate via blunt force trauma.

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

Elvis have you seen my pet rock? I painted it to look like a beetle so i wouldn't lose it.

*Hiding particularly rock shaped lump in throat* No I haven't, huh-huh *nervous hip thrust*

nevertheless, we ball

Only Megs sees Op's beauty fr

Inspired by the debate on twitter if ES Optimus was ugly or not lmao