I Love Tf1 Orion/optimus So Fucking Much Ygs Don't Even Know. He's A Sweetheart. He's Bisexual. He's

i love tf1 orion/optimus so fucking much ygs don't even know. he's a sweetheart. he's bisexual. he's a failboy magnifique. he's getting chased out of government facilities. he gets his best friend/crush cute little stickers of his idol. he's saying "so long suckers!" and immediately falling down skylights. he's broken three laws in the past 48 hours and it'll be up to four when i'm done talking. he's bisexual. he's emoting like it's his job and the rent's due. he has dewy skin, a snatched waist and kiss-me lips. he's catching a torpedo in midair and then turning around and spin-kicking someone like a soccer ball. his boss tells him he kind of sucks and he's like yeah that tracks. he's killing government employees with chainsaws. he can't keep a jetpack to save his life. he's cognizant of the injustices of the system and committed to righting those wrongs with every shred of power he has. his ex spiraled after fumbling him so hard that it's gonna start a 4-million year war. he's bisexual.