This Is What Happens When You Let Your Daughter Hold Your Phone While You're Eating. I Thought She Was

When zip lining may not be your cup of tea. #ziplining #trysomethingelse #rackedmyboys #mytesties #testicles #racked #smashed #zipline #donttrythisathome #oy #ow #cryinginside #whyme #becauseitsme #ohwelliwasntusingthemanyways #familygatherings #instagram #instafun

2 of 3. A buddy of mine drew these. They look so good I had to post. #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #ninjaturtles #art #drawing #awesome #comics #cartoons #comicbooks #laird #eastman #jimlee #johnromitajr #marvelcomics #dccomics #imagecomics

So I got to meet Jason David Frank today. Totally awesome. Waited a long time for this. @jdfffn #greenranger #whiteranger #powerrangers #blackdinoranger #megacon #orlando #awesome #punchtotheface

Wow never been this close to the Goodyear blimp before. It was flying extremely low. This was cool. #goodyear #goodyearblimp #cool #awesome #blimp #flying #flyinglow #coasting

Best host ever!!

Batman and the Boo Wonder. I love Animaniacs. #animaniacs #batman #darkknight #robin #chickenboo #warnerbros #wb #funny #hellonurse

Oooooooh yeaaaah!!!! Woooooo! #stripper #stripperlife #strippers #song #songs #music #somethinghasawken #theforceisinme #speedojoe #instagram #instapic #instahumor

My current feels. #hungry #diet #pizza #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles #iwantadoublecheeseandpepperonipizza #havetogetthatspeedobodyback #bringbackspeedojoe #instagram #instafood #instafun

This is how I imagine everyone acting whenever I start telling jokes. Hahahaha. #humor #puns #punintended #dadjokes #itry #jokes #joking #joker #cyanideandhappiness #planets #jupiter #uranus #aliens #instagram #instahumor #instajokes