If You Look At The Stars They Look Back At You. They Are The Same You Grew Up With. The Stars Are Proud

i got a new phone but neither of the cases I got line up correctly and it makes me want to cry because now I can't listen to music 😭

Cold water is pointy like a triangle

Warm water is wavy like a circle

Room temp water is both... Its a rounded triangle and its nasty

You need a smooth brain to like school/j

Schools: THIS IS A BULLY FREE ZONE! WE WANT TO PREVENT POOR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND MAKE STUDENTS FEEL SAFE AT SCHOOL!!

Also schools: You have 2 hours of homework in class A, 1.5 in class B, and 1 in classes C, D, and E. If this isn't done by tomorrow you'll fail the class and your GPA wi drop. :)

I had math due today that the teacher failed to inform us about. I will cram any missing homework on the weekend b4 my unit test

i ate part of a grape vine today

like the small ones you get in the little plastic bags at lunch in school

i do not regret it at all

Dear Mr Jefferson,

If i can prove i never touched my balls will you agree to not tell

Have a brain cleaning if you wish

Honestly it probably would, but that then asks, what flavor jolly rancher?

I want to slurp a lava lamp

happens to the best of us king

Bro I accidentally spoiled genloss for someone I feel so bad LMAOO

I want to slurp a lava lamp