Fives: We May Have A Problem.

if i dont get to see them in bad batch season 2 im going to eat dirt

Group Chat Chaos 13

(Bayverse) TMNT x GnReader

Warning: Profanity, Mature Themes

*(Y/N) sent a video*

WreckItRalph: I need to go bleach my eyes and ears.

LeoDaVinci: why would you send this??

MagicMike: I’m genuinely traumatized

(Y/N): lemme find out y’all sound like this

DonDon: We sound NOTHING like that

WreckItRalph: I sure as hell don’t

LeoDaVinci: WHY IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?!

MagicMike: never in my life have I EVER made that noise

(Y/N): IM WHEEZING OMFG

(Y/N): ahh~...ahh~...ahh~

LeoDaVinci: stop it...

WreckItRalph: imma need you to stop that shit

MagicMike: I can’t get the sound out of my head

(Y/N): when you go to sleep imma make that noise right by your ear

MagicMike: I’m scared pls don’t.

(Y/N): aHh~...AhH~...AHH~

DonDon: my therapist will be hearing about this.

Don't we all, sir.

(Just one shot 💀)

I miss Crosshair and his silly little tattoo

Now all I'm picturing is him doing a fouété with perfect form.

crosshair has such a ballet dancer body like i know that man can hold an arabesque like you wouldn’t believe

🥰🥰🥰🥰

nothing quite like some desert copy n paste boys 🤲

this was a very self indulgent thing, its what i worked on for my entire 14hr plane trip lmao

anyway~ i havent introduced Atlas or Tempest at all before but thats bc this is the first thing i’ve done for them lmao~ but you guys enjoy some howzer and keeli content on the house, aight?

(they’re definitely gossiping about how shitty ryloth senators are)

Absolutely agree! Having a Clone that is the epitome of the perfect, restrained, respectful Commander/Captain, then having their General absolutely flummoxed for them. Tripping over their own words, being incredibly obvious about their feelings, and just acting like a bafoon? Gimme!!

what I love most about clone x jedi ships is when it’s the jedi that’s the certified simp of the relationship for the badass clone partner. no I will not be taking criticism. this is how it is. with some exception to blyla. those two are…ya know, obsessed with each other. but the rest!

Let's face it guys, we're asking too much 🤣 this man would insta kill before letting us get two steps too close

I miss Crosshair and his silly little tattoo

i love alpha 17 but what i find funny is the "caring older brother" fanon because in the comics he's literally

Goodness me, I've been summoned🤣 hello there~

okay gonna try this “positivity” thing please do interact: eldest daughters that are also stoners, english majors, poetry readers, ppl that don’t rly like concerts that much, baby witches, if u own at least three plants, cynics, introverts, psychological thriller watchers, bitches w a lot of cups on their nightstand, earth signs, cat people, if u lose ur phone a lot but don’t rly care about it too much, chronic playlist makers, converse high top wearers, librarians, tote bag girlies, iced dirty chai addicts, and if u prefer wired headphones. 

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

The Elements are the forces of Nature and life, and are incorporated into ritual and magick. Every aspect of existence is bound up in Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. And the fifth element which is Spirit (or also deemed Aether), which is present in each of the other four. Each of the four classical Elements is associated with one of the four cardinal directions; North, East, South and West.

There are also energetic associations, that add great depth to interpretations of how people with different zodiac signs interact with each other, for each sign is associated with an Element, and each Element is different.

𝐄 𝐀 𝐑 𝐓 𝐇

↟Direction: north

↟Energy: ♀

↟Rules: grounding, strength, healing, nature, stability, foundations, empathy, fertility, death, rebirth, and wisdom.

↟Season/time: winter/midnight

↟Zodiac: Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn.

↟Ruling Planets: Venus, and Saturn.

↟Colours: green, brown, black, white, and gold.

↟Plants: cedar, cypress, honeysuckle, ivy, magnolia, grains, primrose, oak, sage, and nuts.

↟Crystals: emerald, tourmaline, quartz, granite, dedrock, peridot, onyx, jasper, and amethyst.

↟Tools: pentacle, salt, crystals, dirt, herbs, wood, plants, and flowers.

↟Virtues: patience, truth, dependable, thorough, focused.

𝐀 𝐈 𝐑

↟Direction: east

↟Energy: ♂

↟Rules: mind, clarity, knowledge, logic, abstract, wind, consciousness, intuition, and memory.

↟Season/time: spring/dawn

↟Zodiac: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius.

↟Ruling planets: Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus.

↟Colours: yellow, gold, white, and light blue.

↟Plants: acacia, anis, aspen, clover, frankincense, lavender, lemongrass, pine, and vervain.

↟Crystals: topaz, amber, citrine, jasper, and agate.

↟Tools: feather, wand, staff, incense, pen, broom, and bell.

↟Virtues: intelligent, practical, optimistic.

𝐅 𝐈 𝐑 𝐄

↟Direction: south

↟Energy: ♂

↟Rules: energy, will, destruction, courage, strength, self-knowledge, power, passion, sexuality, self-healing, divinity, light, and flame.

↟Season/time: summer/noon

↟Zodiac: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius.

↟Ruling planets: Sun, and Mars.

↟Colours: red, orange, gold, and white.

↟Plants: allspice, basil, cinnamon, garlic, juniper, hibiscus, nettle, onion, poppies, peppers, and thistles.

↟Crystals: ruby, garnet, red jasper, bloodstone, quartz, tiger’s eye, and agate.

↟Tools: candle, lamp, athame, dagger, and burned herbs.

↟Virtues: courage, enthusiasm, willpower.

𝐖 𝐀 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑

↟Direction: west

↟Energy: ♀

↟Rules: emotion, intuition, psychic, love, deep feelings, the unconscious mind, fertility, tides, reflection, lunar energy, and healing.

↟Season/time: autumn/twilight

↟Zodiac: Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces.

↟Ruling planets: Moon, Neptune, and Pluto.

↟Colours: blue, aqua, silver, and green.

↟Plants: aloe, apple, chamomile, ferns, gardenia, jasmine, lemon, lily, lotus, moss, seaweed, rose, thyme, and willow.

↟Crystals: amethyst, aquamarine, beryl, blue tourmaline, lapis lazuli, opal, pearl, and sodalite.

↟Tools: seashells, ocean water, seaweed, moss, stones, chalice, and cauldron.

↟Virtues: love, compassion, receptivity, and flexibility.