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Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

like a solid 2 feet of the ground(chair). its crazy though becau,se microwaves purr like cat but also bark when the food is done. they could be eaither but to me they are puppy :)

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

Always and forever baby!

arthur lester

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

Suicide? the only thing im committing is to the bit

they call it a laptop because im topping it than its grinding on my lap

freaking it demented style in the club

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

It therefore it is☺️

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