- Do the butts match?
- Whelmed
- Nightwing's Butt
- Black hair? Blue eyes? Adopted.
- WHERE IS TIM?!
- Batman's dick. You know which comic I'm talking about
- Fuck Metropolis
- Eating burger with knife and fork
- "Man, Dick is good!"
- BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS
- (Points at Bruce and Clark) "And there was only one bed" "Oh my god, there was only one bed"
- "I am the GODDAMN Batman"
- They kept their masks on because its "better" that way
- Batman and Superman crying while watching aliens have sex
- That comic about the Joker's boners
- We live in a society
- Holy Musical Batman
- Bamboozled
- The mullet
- Actually, Dick's whole outfit. What the fuck was he thinking?
- Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic
- The demon child
- Starfish Robin
- Batman singing
- The Red Hood mask with a nose and mouth
- The Justice League? More like Batman and his bitches
- Bruce Wayne is a boomer. But like, in a cool way
- Adam West having a conversation with himself
- The rainbow suit
- The Snyder Cut
- Nightwing having his ass beat in every movie
- "Hello? Police? My son stole the Batmobile"
- Did Batman kill Joker in the Killing Joke?: The Debate
- BATMAN đđ» DOES đđ» NOT đđ» KILL đđ»
- Except for those guys he hanged from the Batplane
- And KGBeast
- And Darkseid
- BUT THAT'S IT
- The myth of the Joker role turning you crazy
- Heath Ledger's scaring Maggie Gyllenhaal for real
- Is Batman a furry?: The Debate
- Every lesbian needs her cousin
- Who is Bruce's favorite Robin?: The Debate
- "The circus. He said it was the circus"
- Bruce being both the best and worst dad
- The fans killing Robin
- Plus the rigged telephone that actually did it
- Damian and his pets
- Duke being the only sane person around
- WHERE IS CARRIE KELLY?!
- The failed wedding
- Trying to guess what Thomas' letter from Flashpoint said
- Does Alfred get paid?: The Debate
- Ok, but Alfred and the rifle
- Bat-Mite
- Damian x Mar'i
- Damian x Raven
- Damian x Maps
- Dick's redhead fetish
- The Annie episode with Tim
- Every batfam member having a Super
- That Birds of Prey song... you know... the one
- Bat Credit Card
- Heart of Ice
- Bat Nipples
- Tim's caffeine addiction
- Tim adding fucking pants to the Robin suit
- "I don't want to be the Batman... anymore"
- Dead Robins Club
- Alfred having his own fanbase
- Only Jason and Alfred know how to cook
- Jason loves bread
- Dick loves cereal
- WHO THE FUCK IS IAN WAYNE?!
- Representation for Damian plz
- We all know Bruce's lovers come down to Selina, Diana or Talia (And Clark)
- The truth behind the Dark Knight hospital scene
- Apparently no Batfam member has finished school
- Tim vs Luthor
- Knowing the origins of every item in the Batcave
- WHERE IS TERRY MCGINNIS?!
- Gotham City Sirens
- "I am a model of mental health!"
- The Bruce Wayne x Batman fanfiction
- Contingency plans for everything
- Your relationships are shorter than Stephanie's career as Robin
- Batman comforting Ace
- And finally, having read the comic where this is from:
âWhat is the use of words if the spirit is wrong?â
âLarger Than Oneselfâ Robert Aickman
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this may seem outlandish.. foolish, even⊠but i bring you, as an offering, the concept of SCARYASS SUB YANDERES!?!?!?! iâve had this idea in my mind for sooo long and my god itâs been driving me insane. i think it works well just because of the inherent obsessive, frightening nature of yans in the first place? itâs scary, the way theyâd do anything for you. kill people for you, abandon everything they know for you, die for you. itâs terrifying. and sooo fucking hot.
specifically eddie and steveâŠ. my god. My God. theyâre both just drooling over you, and grovelling for even an ounce of your attention. whimpering and begging by your feet like dogs⊠its food for thought, eh? Â
at first youâre scared of them. theyâre always lurking somewhere, far away that they think they wonât be noticed, but they are. you know theyâre there. creeping around the bushes, just out of the corner of your eye. theyâre always there. changing their schedule when they donât have any classes with you. theyâre a permanent pest thatâre always ogling over you. nasty ass stalkers <3. itâs even worse when you notice them beginning to team up. it was bad enough when it was just one of them cornering you, eddie offering you a spot in hellfire every day after class and steve flirting with you every chance he gets or when you stop by the family video store. but both of them? absolute menaces.Â
the king and freak of hawkins? a surprising duo! itâs unheard of. nobody wouldâve ever thought of it. nobody would even believe you, and nobody does. and they have their eyes on you. watching you, following you, bothering you, and youâre just so scared. they wonât leave you alone, and nobody seems to believe you, either. theyâre just so big, and youâre so small. steveâs always been strong, you know that, and youâve seen it too. playing on the sports team, roughing around and fighting constantly, you know what he can do. and just because eddieâs thin doesnât mean that he doesnât have height. heâs so fucking tall. and not to mention his reputation? even before the whole chrissy incident, heâs had a reputation of being a monster with connections outside of the school. (itâs only reefer rick, but heâs not gonna tell anybody that.)
you try your best to avoid the two of them, but you canât. not anymore, at least. one of them is always shepherding you into the other. eddie padding behind you after school, and steve always so conveniently positioned. and one day, eddieâs hounding you after school. heâs not stopping either, chatting youâre ear off. youâre not even talking back, just trying to get away from him. schoolbooks clasped tight to your chest, looking at the ground, and heâs just bouncing behind you. you donât even realize where, and itâs dark out now, how long have you been out?Â
youâre immediately snapped out of your thoughts when you hear steve. eddieâs laughing, of course he is, and steveâs cooing at you. you back up, but thereâs nowhere else to go. letâs say youâre in the woods, right where eddie does all of his deals, and you have nowhere else to go. youâre trapped in between the both of them, their eyes dilated to the max, and youâre about to cry.Â
theyâre going to kill you. thatâs your only thought, and you start to sob. you close your eyes and wait for something to happen but⊠nothing does? they back up and give you space. steveâs freaking out, instincts kicking in from having to watch the kids for years, and eddieâs the same, if not worse.Â
theyâre⊠pampering you. itâs weird. eddieâs on his knees, grasping at your hand and kissing at your hand trying to make you feel better- to fix his wrongs. steveâs rapidly shooting out questions, âare you okay?â âwhatâs wrong?â âwho hurt you?â
and honestly⊠you kind of like it. both of the two biggest, baddest guys in hawkins reduced to simpering little idiots? it's a nice change.
Holy shit this is long as fuck. apolocheese.
A-ANON, ANON!!!!!!! YOU......YOUR BRAIN........SUB YANDERE STEDDIE + ANGELFACE.....IM ON MY KNEES.....
ok. breaking this down. the individual stalking aspect: fucking gold. you have both men constantly in your peripheral, Eddie and Steve both fighting for as much time as they can possibly spend with you, and being absolutely nasty stalkers in the process. coming home after a long day of avoiding them both and finding your drawers raided, your cassettes out of order with a couple missing, maybe even your sheets wrinkled and smelling a bit of sweat like someone's been laying in your bed.
maybe one day you walk through the halls at school one day and see Eddie with a bloodied nose, Steve with bruises around his neck and his wrists, and the two guys who usually don't even acknowledge each other are glaring daggers at each other the whole day. but when the marks fade and heal, you start seeing them get a little closer....and they often do so while watching you. when they start sharing those smarmy grins and whispering to each other as they pass by the other in the hallways, that's when you start to really worry.
and you're right, nobody will believe you. the only noticeable change is Steve flirting with you whenever he sees you at school or when you're at the video store, and you should consider yourself lucky. why don't you just go out with him? give the poor guy a chance at least, since he's so nice to you? but the people telling you that don't know how invasive he is, they don't know that you've spotted him hanging around your house late at night and seen him glare down anyone who talks to you. and they don't know that when he leans in close to whisper into your ear, the dirtiest things come out of his mouth that only you can hear. "I just wanna rip that little top off you" and "wish I could fuck you over this counter, sweetheart" and "meet me in the back and I'll make you fall in love", things that make you scurry away from him as fast and as soon as you can manage, leaving him shaking his head and smirking at the back of your head because you're so, so cute when you're playing hard to get. but obviously he needs to be a little more direct.
Eddie, at least, is slightly more believable. but he's much, much sneakier, and way more subtle about his advances than Steve. he's more of a menace--always on your heels every perceivable second of the day, running you ragged with questions and mindless chatter that you never can seem to get away from. and it's not just talk, either--he's always using his stature against you, boxing you against your locker or the picnic table out by the woods, drawing his lips close to yours like he's gonna force a kiss out of you, only to breathe softly against them as he asks you again if you'll join Hellfire. don't you wanna spend some more time with him? he'll even give you a private lesson on D&D, just for you, the cutest student in the whole school. you have to push on his chest to get him to even lean back, before you duck out of his reach and dash away, and he's too giddy from having you touch him to even worry about you getting away and telling someone he was being a creep.
and when he gets you back in the woods after school, corraling you like a little lamb towards the jaws of the wolf, Eddie can't help but have a spring in his step. he can't wait for this one.
when you see Steve waiting there by the trees, leaning against the trunk of one, you immediately back up. but you come to a stop when you hit Eddie's chest, and with a quick glance over your shoulder to make sure he's not gonna get out of the way, you turn your gaze back to see Steve approaching you and fear starts knocking your knees. Eddie holds your shoulders from behind to keep you from running, and when Steve gets close enough to lean down real close to your face, his hand on your chin, the tears spill out of you and you hiccup those choked-up words: "please don't kill me..."
the air changes almost immediately. Steve shakes his head like he can't believe you just said that, his eyes soften, and a "never, baby" escapes him. meanwhile, Eddie turns you around by the shoulders so you're facing him instead, and drops to his knees so he's tilting his head all the way back to look up at you. he grabs your wrist in a strong hand, and pulls your arm closer--and he nuzzles your palm with his face, kissing along each knuckle and all five fingertips while his other hand is braced on your thigh. Steve wraps his arms around your midsection from behind, and coos those sweet words in a reassuring tone "are you okay? did someone hurt you? sweet thing, don't have to be scared of me, okay?"
it shouldn't be so comforting, so satisfying to have them both whimpering for your approval, but it is. they'll do anything to pull that smile out of you, and as soon as they get one, they'll both relax and get even cuddlier in your presence. even though they're the ones who scared you in the first place, and they're the ones who have such an unhealthy attachment to you....but you've been suffering under their thumb for so long, would it be so bad if you took a little bit back from them? torture them a little to get what you want? that seems like more than a fair exchange for the hell they've put you through.
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal weâre getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblrâs primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
Besides filling out the survey, itâs time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
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Weâre proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
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