I Am So Ready For The First Of Halloween.

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

oh vampires will never hurt you?? look what happened to dean, gerard 

I feel like lovelies and darlings are just two sides of the same coin, ya know? 

thank FUCKING CHRIST tumblr is still functional enough for this. can you imagine if we’d had to confine this all to twitter and risk like, the official oreo’s brand account tweeting about destiel to sell their gay oreos

now i understand why those sherlock stans believed in a secret episode

mcr was right about the apocalypse they didn’t give us any ‘in the distant future’ crap they were just like “yo in 9 years tops we’re fucked”

Rogue translator (honorific)

Reblog if a fictional female character has positively influenced your life

Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather