My Moms Getting Married Today And "I'm Surrounded By Idiots."

If something in your life isn't working just aggressively threaten it til it starts working again, tv remote not working? Slap it against your hand and threaten to throw said remote and TV into a volcano, bad grades? Insult yourself until your so outraged and angry you complete work out of spite, is your appendix causing you dibilitating pain in a late stage capitalist hell hole?! Threaten it with surgical removal and soul crushing dept!!!

I am I a lot of pain in random places at any given time, I have not grown sense sixth grade but I'll be damned if I put up with this to still be 5'3

Dont you love it when your BEST friend betrays you out of the blue for their apathetic little bitchboy of a boyfriend :D

I have so much creative energy and if someone does not give me some sort of project that uses up that energy I will be included to use it for destruction and/or violence

You know your touch starved when your dad pats you on the head and you nearly cry

If you ever want to know how much your dad cares about you get him to shave part of your head

There's nothing better in the world than deciding to sleep in and waking up well rested only to find it's still early enough in the morning to take your meds without messing up the schedule

Me: im sad

Dad: *drags me outside*

Sun light: You are healed, I have healed you.

I hate popular girls, they're mean as fuck for seemingly no reason other than their own amusement

Dont you just love it when you have a headache and forget you can do something about it