Tum Apne Charano Me Rakh Lo Mujhko

Vishnu, after knowing someone's got a very funny boon: READ YOUR CONTRACT FOLKS AND DON’T GET SCAMMED BUT IF YOU’RE A DEMON BE SURE AS HELL BITCH I’M GONNA LOOPHOLE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

garmi mujhse sahi nhi jati aur ac on karte hi mai cheenk deti hu which proves ki mai ek certified cooler person hoon

😭 aur meko laga kis ne mere bachhe pe face mein sticker chipka diye

*hugs*

MUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAMUMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAH GOD- MAH BABY—

Wait

WHATS WITH ALL THOSE STICKY THINGS ON MY BETU KA FACE??

Bachpan yaad aagaya

Vaise abhi kaunsa pacchpan ki hu main

Ever think about these two?

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.

Mahadev and nandi enjoying sitting in a corner 😁

Maa Parvati playing with her two sons🌸

I wish gopiya dekhti toh kya hota lmao

Krishna’s shenanigans

(ab toh maiiya se bachne ka no chance)

<Vasants version>

Maine aaj chai banayi

Pani pani lagi

Mujhe laga pani zyada daal diya dudh mein

Dudh hi phat gaya tha

Maine uski chai bana di 🤡

Me referring to Shree Rama: Ram ji, bhagwan Rama, lord Rama

Me referring to shriman Narayana: Narayana ji, Vishnu ji, lord Vishnu, Vishnu bhagwan

Meanwhile me referring to Shree Krishna: kanha, Krishna, pookie, babygirl, this guy, my boy, dude etc

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Afreen afreen

Afreen afreen

Tu bhi dekhe agar to kahe hamnisheen

Afreen afreen

Afreen afreen

Husn e jaanaan ki tareef mumkin nahi

Why was I singing the first like as

Usne jana ki taarif mumkin nahi—

🥲 just misheard lyrics

mwah mwahhh