My Gender Is Little Guy, But Not In An Infatalizing Transmascs Way, In A I Have A Small Body And Much

Satan with his kid on his shoulders

333 vs 666

I saw the number 333 today. This is a recreation of my thoughts.

good god i forgot how hungry these made me

me, to my therapist: idk I guess I'm just high on life 🤪🤪😗😗😗✌✌🥳🥳🥳

my therapist, barely holding me together: do you ,,do you mean hypomanic .?

my strategy plan for cleaning my room bc i have executive dysfunction and im trying to beat it

first step : MUSIC!!!! LOUD AS FUCK BRO!!!!!!!!! NOONES STOPPING U!!! (except for ur parents but who cares theyre the ones who r forcing u to clean in the first place if their fragile hearts get upset what fuck do i give) ok next u set a reward which would be u get to play ur new games!!! yay!!! doesnt that sound cool!!!

second : DUMP EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR ONTO UR BED!!!!!!!!!! why? because it makes me HAVE to clean it up or i wont be able to sleep. good strategy i'd say

third: sweep sweep and vacuum yaayayyayay floors r clean now hooray!!!!!!!

fourth: dump everything on ur desks or shelf or wtv onto ur bed and then clean those too!!!!!! yay now they're clean too!!!!!!!

BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A SNACK!!!! MAKE UR FAV DRINK IDC!!!!!!!!!

fifth: now u have to deal with... The Pile...but no worry!!!! we'll handle it like that unpacking game. you take one thing out, choose where to store it.. and put it there!!! then u do that with everythign else and youll be done in no time!!!

sixth: hm.... somethings not right... okay so take a step out and go back in and if something looks wrong u fix it. it doesn thave to be perfect!!! youve just gotta be happy with it.

and that's... it? i'm done??? that's so cool!!! im so proud of myself aaaaaaa thisis so great

Obsessed with pre-Enterprise Kirk being "grim and bookish". We have a canon back story of him ruining a guy's career by reporting a mistake because Starfleet regulations required it. He's rising through the ranks but is manifestly made unhappy by the pressures of command, as he admits to Bones in Balance of Terror.

But then so often in TOS he's this flirty heart eyes motherfucker. The only possible explanation for this change in personality is Spock? That's the major thing that's changed in his life, the presence of this weird tall alien who says absolutely wild shit with a completely straight face and makes Kirk stop taking everything so seriously

I love the tribbles episode because we see this in action. Kirk is pissed off the whole episode and then he goes to the mess hall and sees Spock petting the tribble and he almost SOBS. It's like "Ok. Bad day but everything's gonna be alright. Spock is here and he's doing his weird thing. This is my gravitational constant."

Isn't it kind of beautiful that the guy everyone thinks is unemotional is the exact person that makes Kirk step back and look at the universe with a sense of humor?

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

so i fell asleep with them four nights in a row while camping and now apparently i cant fall asleep without them 💀

please help me foist tumblr poll results onto my master's advisor as part of my thesis! if you'd be so kind, reblog for a wider sample size and (if you're comfortable with it) add your generation and race in the tags.

A Collection of Haikus on Dysautonomia

There is not enough  Water in the entire world to hydrate my veins

The light leaves my eyes Ears roar, legs quiver, head spins Help me! I’m falling  

I’m so god damn cold Pass me that woolen blanket Just kidding I’m hot

Thoughts every morning? “Give me gatorade and salt” “Heart can you just not”

Ow ow ow ow ow Fuck the people who said there  would be no pain

BP and HR You are pissy little shits Just work together 

Digestive system? Circulation? Brain function? What even is that? Everything my Body does on its own is Basically fucked.

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Making me sound like a fucken farmhand 💀💀

Nah but fr country/rural air >>> city air but have you seen how many fuCKING TREES THERE ARE

I'm allergic to the country !!!

i hate that like in order to feel healthy i need to wake up at like 7 am every day cause thats when my antihistamines run out and if i oversleep then my allergies be like HI SUCK MY DICK BITCH :/