Rainbows-cat - Cartulina ☆☆☆

the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences

i'm indeed pansexual and valid

(Also i found this cute gif that explains our sexuality, idk who made it but shout-out to them 'cause it's awesome)

Reblog if you agree pansexuality is real and support pansexual people

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

long time no see frens

i do 

Sometimes a family is cuatro viejos tristes marcados por sus fracasos amorosos que centraron sus objetivos personales en torno a una empresa de operativos de simulacro

platonic dialogues are just like.

socrates: massive chunk of text

the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.

Roman es todo un galán

Confessing to others using an unknown language is a great strategy, definitely gonna keep it in mind

Roman: Virgil, debo confesar que he estado enamorado de ti durante mucho tiempo … ¿puedes salir conmigo?

Virgil: Roman please speak to me in language I understand

Roman:

Virgil:

Roman: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

Later, like a year later….

Virgil: Roman! I have no character arc, Roman!

Roman: hm? I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC

Deceit: you better get one!

Roman: HMM

Roman: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Virgil: ;-;

Roman: FOREVER

Roman: I AM YOUR HUSBAND

Virgil: ….b-but Prince-

Roman: NO BUTS. BRING ME HEAD OF PIG. NO, BRING ME EGGS. ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

liking fight club is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking fight club is gay. YOU are GAY.

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

Nah I don't think y'all get it

"it wasn't time that did it"

HE'S SAYING THAT THE ABSOLUTE WORST PAIN IN THE WORLD. IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE. IN ANY PARENT'S LIFE. THE TYPE OF PAIN AND LOSS THAT MAKES YOU NOT EVEN SEE THE POINT OF BREATHING ANYMORE. THAT MAKES YOU HATE THE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT. THAT LEAVES YOU CLOSED OFF AND UNABLE TO EVEN SMILE. WAS HEALED BY HER. THAT IT WASN'T TIME OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT PEOPLE COME UP WITH. IT WAS HER. IT WAS HER STUPID PUNS AND SILLY FACES AND HER BRIGHT LAUGHTER THAT GAVE HIM A REASON TO WANT TO BREATHE AGAIN. THAT SHE IS HIS ONLY REASON TO FIGHT AGAIN. I feel ill. I feel insane. Somebody sedate me.