Imho The Idea Of ‘cruelty Free’ Products Or Food Shouldn’t Mean That Nothing Died To Create It,

DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS !

thank you 4 coming to my ted talk

Put John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine you cowards

Roman es todo un galán

Confessing to others using an unknown language is a great strategy, definitely gonna keep it in mind

Roman: Virgil, debo confesar que he estado enamorado de ti durante mucho tiempo … ¿puedes salir conmigo?

Virgil: Roman please speak to me in language I understand

Roman:

Virgil:

Roman: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*

Later, like a year later….

Virgil: Roman! I have no character arc, Roman!

Roman: hm? I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC

Deceit: you better get one!

Roman: HMM

Roman: I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Virgil: ;-;

Roman: FOREVER

Roman: I AM YOUR HUSBAND

Virgil: ….b-but Prince-

Roman: NO BUTS. BRING ME HEAD OF PIG. NO, BRING ME EGGS. ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

“you have no idea what loss is.” ~ Joel

“everyone i have cared for has either died or left me… everyone fucking except for you.” ~ Ellie

okay joel, she gets it. she gets what loss is now. stop being a silly goose and get up. jokes over. 😀

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

fuck hookup culture fuck dating fuck meet cutes i just need to find someone who won't run away in terror when i inevitably transform into an enormous fearsome beast who really just needs someone to see my razor sharp fangs and anguished howls and gently place their hand on my snout and tell me they still love me

Hozier and fans holding the asexual flag together; this really hit me today. 💜🤍🖤

ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: La Divina Commedia | The Divine Comedy - Dante Alighieri Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Durante degli Alighieri | Dante Alighieri/Publius Vergilius Maro | Virgil Characters: Durante degli Alighieri | Dante Alighieri, Publius Vergilius Maro | Virgil, Gemma Donati, Giovanni Boccaccio, Giotto Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Slow Burn, -Ish, Denial of Feelings, Dante is a mess, Virgil just wants to live in the countryside, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, Title from a Joy Division song, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Those tags are necesary with this guys I don’t make the rules Summary:

𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩

Modern AU! in which Dante overworks himself in a publish company until he gets an special work assignment that allows him to work with his favourite author. While admiration turns into something he cannot describe, Dante starts to realise how he had given up on everything he had ever longed for.

(I promise this is more serious than this sumary, I’m terrible at them)

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I haven’t posted anything in this account for so long my mutuals from years ago are going to be so confused. But obsessing over the divine comedy wasn’t originally on my 2024 summer bingo card, and this came out of nowhere.

Just wanted to say that I’m writing a Dante x Virgil modernAU! fic with lots of feels and homosexuality, so check it out if it sounds like your cup of tea!!

And I want to honour the divine comedy fandom I’m been secretly observing this last months, I love you guys, you seem to cool, can I join.

when you reach this point, you know you have to leave tumblr for a little while

nervous

Crap. Yet again, I forgot to seize the day.