The Funny (terrifying) Thing Is This Is 10000% Going To Happen

Like, i'd totally wear a button that says "my pronouns are: they didn't have my pronouns." Bonus points if it has a stock photo of a shark in the background.

You know how at gift shops they have various merch with various common english names on them (Except for mine of course)? And there's always one that says "They didn't have my name"? They should do that but with pronoun pins.

Being better than elon musk in every way is not something that is particularly hard to do.

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

Going for a reeses puffs build to synergize with the recent buff to maple syrup. Unfortunately my build is 4X weak to fresh produce but the economy's fucked so I don't have to worry too much about that right now

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

thinking about this again

Why tf were none of you going to tell me i had a typo in my description bog thing this whole time?! Grrrrrr...

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

The 3 deadly bottom surgeries, and other/results

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.