Ambiguity My Beloved

I do like how they talk about how they will "never grow eyelashes" while using a picture of someone with eyelashes.

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

Waxed lightly-weathered cut copper dog

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

Twitter should have an @everyone feature. This would only make things better and cause no issues whatsoever.

Reblog if you believe in the darkness of hell

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

In order for a car to be classified as a sports car, it has to beat Lebron James in a man vs machine game of golf

Reblog to give ME and only ME bigger tits

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

Friendly reminder: a sharpie could be used to change it to say a variety of things; bi men, logical men, bog men, boo, or my fav, big men. If you see this shit, never forget the political power of a sharpie

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day, to those who celebrate

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

Diabolical ass pumpkin