lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
if tumblr dies im going to replace it with an expansive discord server where you get your own channel and your mutuals can go in there and see what you post and then put it in their own channels. this of course will give us all the feeling of being trapped inside a small box with thousands of strangers we hate. the discourse will be fucking lethal.
me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!
me 2 minutes later:
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches
I’m trying to prove something.
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...