Incorrect Quotes Part: 2!

Ichinose: I ✨shoplifted✨

Karuizawa: I was ✨bullied✨

Literally anyone: I have ✨trauma✨

Ayanokoji knowing damn well he was never shown any sort of love as a child, forced to train to beat adults as a child, literally treated as a lab rat: ...Im so sorry for you.

Hey remember how the golden apples in double life apparently would like break the sever or destroy the way the damage-sharing worked between soulmates? So, hypothetically…

(And you should totally tell me why in the tags)

FLASH HEADCANONS!

Where I take a fandom and give a Headcanon for Every. Single. Character.

Twisted Wonderland! #1

Here we go!

Riddle: whenever a bug lands on him he freezes. Just stops.

Ace: His parents always shut down his beliefs. Very much a 'Stay in line and You'll be fine' type of family. (If requested I will rant on my HC Ace backstory)

Deuce: He calls his mother every day and one day she just starts crying and is all like 'Im so proud of you. You've changed so much and I love you.' and Deuce started crying too.

Cater: Does not actually care that much about Magicam. He just needed something to base his personality off of.

Trey: Uses southern insults All. The. Time. People talk to him and he's just 'Well good for you!' and people think he's the nicest.

Leona: If you put a weighted blanket on him he will just fall over like that one scene in Lilo and stitch.

Ruggie: Knows everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Try to introduce him to someone new and he'll just be like 'OMG my old friend!' yeah.

Jack: Named his cactus Paula. Also Talks to it and uses it like a doll. (Like that one scene in DRDT)

Azul: His first experience with a land dweller was when he saw a coin fall from the surface and he followed it. There was a language barrier so he couldn't talk to them. He wonders how they're doing some days.

Jade: Had a bonding moment with Jack over their love for plants (mushrooms and cacti) also eats mushroom-spinach pizza (like me!)

Floyd: He bites. Also he's banned from playing against other schools in Basketball because of the sheer amount of fouls he gets. Jamil is so done.

Kalim: Will summon a rainbow to cheer someone up. He's precious.

Jamil: Doesn't actually hate Kalim. He just needs to be mad at someone. Oh also he cooks for the Basketball club and brings food to practice. Ace is his biggest fan.

Vil: Godly eye makeup. He's the one who gave Rook his feather in his hat.

Epel: Bad Ass Mother Fucker. He prefers to fight with his tounge rather than his fists. The only one to realize Trey's passive aggressiveness.

Rook: Will bring back fresh meat from his hunts. Him and Jade bring the best ingredients to the Cafeteria and no one knows.

Idia: one time he hid from people in an empty classroom for several hours after school. Ortho almost sent a search party.

Ortho: Spends hours analyzing his friends. Like as a hobby. He brings them perfectly planned gifts and they all love it.

Malleus: Lilia cuts his hair. He also polishes his horns. He secretly really enjoys Sebek's loyalty just wished he was quieter.

Silver: Takes care of the horses so well. They love him and will only accept food from him.

Sebek: He can be surprisingly quiet if you ask nicely. He gets loud again if he gets worked up. Autistic.

Lilia: He loves his sons. He ends up taking care of the whole Campus. No one in NRC can take care of themselves properly so he does it. Mockingbird by Eminem coded

Crowley: He shows up randomly and helps students. Lilia is taking a student to the infirmary? He's there and takes them for him. Leona is asleep in the botanical garden? Crowley kicks him away from the path. The teachers are so done with the chaos and are ready to combust? He's there. He will make the chaos worse and somehow contain it at the same time.

Crewel: He stays stocked up on potions ready to help any students that are ill, tired, or in any sort of pain. He will let you sleep in his classroom and will pull you into his office if he thinks somethings up. Many students have cried in front of him.

Trein: Will go out of his way to include history not taught in textbooks. Stuff about gay rights, racism, trans right, war crimes, fun facts about political leaders, etc. He does it all in the most monotone voice ever.

Lucius: The best cat. Used to be a stray wandering campus. Will bring gifts to students it likes. Recognized Leona as one of its own.

Vargas: Always down to help students. Oh you have Asthma? Good thing I have SEVENTEEN EXTRA INHALERS. You seem to be struggling a little why don't you sit down? Exercise without rest is as good as no exercise at all.

Sam: Will give freebies to students who need it. Oh you skipped lunch to study for a test? Good thing I have a sandwich just for you! Your pen broke? Which one do you want? Also will tell you all the tea.

Grim: Whenever he eats those blot crystals he suddenly knows all of the victims trauma which he reports to Yuu.

Yuu: Has serious conversations with Overblot victims. The best non licensed therapist.

Authors Note: It's 1:23 AM. I'm going to sleep.

I JUST FOUND OUT ITS DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH WE ARE BACK BABY!

(I'm not diagnosed but if I don't have ADHD then I give up.)

(not as sure about Autism but it would make a shit ton of sense)

Happy end of pride month

I will now stop being queer and die in a hole

hi!! i saw your jamil/azul/idia ship headcanons and i was wondering if you'd be open to writing some vil/idia headcanons? they're a bit of a rarepair which i think is a bit of a shame since they're pretty much my favorite twst ship!! if you don't like that ship it's okay if you make it platonic too.

HIIII I personally don't ship this so these headcanons might be sub-par but I'll try to make it cute!

Beauty and... Ok I don't really know. They've got something. No one on campus expects Vil shoeinheit(I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME) to end up dating IDIA. Out of all people, Idia? They'll get over it.

Ortho plays matchmaker.

Vil practically adopts Ortho.

Vil and Idia are that couple you'd never expect but they work so well it's a mystery.

Introvert/Extrovert :D

Vil does Idia lipstick and eyeliner.

Vil walks into the Idia's room after a long day and just- lays on the bed watching him game. No words. No thoughts. Just game.

Idia's ghost marriage suit was designed by Vil. (I don't know shit about that event.)

HE ASKED FOR NO. PICKLES.

Azul is so fed up with Idia's ranting (before Idia realized he had a crush) and just scream JUST ASK HIM OUT. Idia was shocked.

Promise rings. Expensive ones.

"I got you a gift~" "eh? Uh. Thank you!"

That gift cost enough for a month of groceries.

Idia falls first Vil falls harder.

(Authors Note: I hope you like these!!! These two have a vibe. Like. An aesthetic. Like- the bright hair and Idia's gaming lights. Theyre so neon.)

So are they gay or?

HI HI IM IDIA/AZUL/JAMIL ASK ANON AGAIN the hcs you made are so cute like. Acsflmffrd actually. Also yes I LOVE AQUARIUM FROM AO3 i discovered it a couple weeks ago, and the amount of times ive reread my fav chapters. delicious MM

if y dont mind me asking again.. can i ask for vil/jack? maybe i havent been looking hard enough but this seems like more of a rare pair, which surprises me because the potential is SO THERE, beauty and the beast vibes are insane. yeah srrey for rambling AHAhaha

AHHHH OMG I FOUND YOUUUU

I was so worried you would never see my post :(((

Anyways I won't be doing this as a romantic pairing since Vil is Canonically 18 and Jack is 16 which makes it Illegal:( But I'll do them Platonically!

(I operate by the motto: If the grades don't touch. Neither do you.)

Headcanons!

It's canon that they were childhood friends so-

They built Snowman together every time it snowed regardless of how tiny the snowman ended up

Vil helped teach Jack's lil sister how to catch fireflies and she laughed like the baby laugh babies do and it was the cutest thing EVER(totally not based on my experiences)

Jack was Vil's little protector.

Vil did not need protecting.

Eric Venue(Vil's father) was like Jacks second father.

Eric was always there after a long day in the snow with two piping hot cups of cocoa

Nowadays Jack and Vil and a little distant but they've stayed close

They meet up every morning to run together (Canon)

Vil helps Jack with schoolwork whenever he needs it

Vil comes over to Savanaclaw and once he leaves Ruggie is just like "So who's your friend! He was so sweet😊"

Jack was flabbergasted.

Apparently since Ruggie grew up in the slums he's never seen any of Vil's movies.

Leona hates it.

They're so besties coded

(Authors Note: Sorry I couldn't do it romantically it just makes me uncomfortable :( )

Funniest thing I've seen all day

I actually had completely forgotten I'd drawn this lmao

Anytime someone asks why I love Trein I will direct them to this post.

Mozus Trein Character Analysis

You know that one teacher that you can’t get along with because they’re so stiff? But you live them, not for their personality, but because they are such a great teacher? Yeah, that’s Trein.

Trein is an elderly man that clearly holds himself and others to a high decorum. He does not tolerate laziness, and blatant disregard for authority or the rules. He’s extremely passionate about his choice of study, that being history. He’s strict and will not give people any wiggle room outside of the guidelines he’s set.

And I mean everyone. Crowley included. (Crowley himself can be found saying that Trein has subjected him to hour long lectures whenever Crowley does something particularly incompetent.) We see him getting on the staff cases just as much as the students.

Another thing to note, is that Trien loves his job. And he loves his students. The reason he’s so strict is because he loves them and wants to see them to succeed. He wants them to be all that they can be and he wants to help them on that journey. What defines Trein at his core is that he is a perfect example of what it means to be a good teacher.

This is seen the most in the Glorious Masquerade event. (It is seen some in Endless Halloween, but not nearly as much as in the former.) Trein is willing to risk his health, his own magic, so his own students can get to safety. It never crossed his mind to do anything that would put them at risk. Even before the spread of the Crimson Flowers, Trein was the perfect example of what it means to be a perfect chaperone. This isn’t just because he’s a perfectionist, this is because he cares about his job and he cares about his students.

And this doesn’t just stay in line with his students. This passion doesn’t just stay with his choice of study. Ironically, Trein has been shown to be exceptionally doting. With both Lucius and anytime he mentions his wife. (I think he also mentioned his daughters in the same way a doting parent would, but I’m not one-hundred percent sure.)

He just isn’t the type to lose his mind with adoration even though he more than likely feels it just as strongly. This being because he’s a mature individual.

He is a calm, strict, passionate, mature person. And overall a perfect teacher. Something that the rest of the Twst Cast definitely need with the shenanigans they get up to.

We should use AI better like for Mac and cheese. We need better Mac and cheese PLEASE