I'm Housesitting For A Friend This Weekend And I Desperately Miss My Blorbos. I Just Want To Help My

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

Taash: Why are Emmrich and Rook standing facing away from each other? Harding: They had an argument. Taash: But they're still holding hands? Harding: They both get sad when they fight.

#5'8"

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

Time is out here doing the lord's work. I love him with a beard!

Folks modding his stache off just made me want to give him more facial hair. 😤

Reblog this to give a flower to Emmrich Volkarin

I have a fic idea noodling around in my head: Rook and Emmrich come back from the "Arrangements" quest having sucked face. They sneak from the Eluvian to Rook's sleeping quarters (where not much sleeping happens): afterward, they take a quiet jaunt to the balcony in Emmrich's quarters. They awake in the morning to find no one in the Lighthouse. Why? The rest of the Veilguard is outside in the courtyard trying to figure out how and why the giant kissing skeletons replaced the Fen'Harel statue.

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METASTABLE. Ch. 1 Ch. 2

metastable: "(of a state of equilibrium) stable provided it is subjected to no more than small disturbances." Or, " theoretically unstable but so long-lived as to be stable for practical purposes." He's fine and cordial and perfectly polite. Of course, that's until he meets Rook.

THE BATTLE OF WORMWOOD. Ch. 1

"It has to be Bellara who snitched. With her penchant for knee jerks and quick answers. Thoughts from the heart. Secrets run through her and the truth gets strained and filtered, however lovely her smile may seem. She’s also the only one who knows about the two of them, and knows Mr. and Mrs. Mommy and Daddy." Or: Rook's parents now know she's seeing someone and demand she bring him to dinner.

DELIRIUM.

She's an angel, he's a dog. Or, the confessions of a white tenured male. Contains: smut, brief mentions of corpses.

MISDIRECTION. Ch. 1 Ch. 2

He's a hopeless romantic and she's just hopeless. Or, the sugar daddy au you've been waiting for.